Divorce Humor Quotes

Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her.

honeya

Divorce is success. Failure is staying married to a person you no longer love.

Love is not a landmine but a sinkhole.

Auliq-Ice

Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails

Bangambiki Habyarimana

Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?

Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.

For those who have true love, have no limits of expressing their love to one another yet it is a sad fact that those who are searching for love, fear expressing their love to even those who love them.

Auliq-Ice

Hey lady.” Sandy wrapped her arms around Darcy’s neck and kissed her cheek quickly. “So, are we burning anything of his in some occult ritual that will curse him and all his unborn children till the end of their days, or are we just going to key his car?

Never allow anyone to break your bond of love.

Lailah Gifty Akita

Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

God has the key to open the heart of every soul.

Lailah Gifty Akita

The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.

Marriage is a blast. Like a bomb.

Julieanne O'Connor