Josh Stern Quotes

It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent

Josh Stern

Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you've become a part of

Josh Stern

Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle

Josh Stern

Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette

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At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control

Josh Stern

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

Josh Stern

In order to butterfly kiss, does it require caterpillar lips?

Josh Stern