Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes

He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.
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We are all 'foreigners' to [the remainder of: the human race minus our countrymen].
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Interviews were invented to make journalism less passive. Instead of waiting for something to happen, journalists ask someone what should or could happen.
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People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.
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In the Bible, a woman was made from a man. In real life, a man is made from a woman.
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Expensive clothing is a poor man’s attempt to appear prosperous.
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Social networking platforms drove man closer to those in neighboring continents, while driving him further apart from those in his neighborhood.
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Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted.
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Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you.
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Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.
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The religious worry about life after death at the expense of life before death.
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A paparazzi is merely an extremely nosy nobody with a camera—and bills to pay.
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To be called insane: challenge convention. To be called possessed: challenge religion.
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People who smoke would have probably been regarded as fools or insane, if only a percentage of people who smoke smoked.
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Religion makes people kill each other. Science supplies them with weapons.
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Most people do not have a problem with you thinking for yourself, as long as your conclusions are the same as or at least compatible with their beliefs.
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Being rich is an untalented artist’s consolation prize.
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We are slaves whose masters are dead. For we are mostly controlled by doctrines which were established centuries heretofore.
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Generally, people need less than a quarter of what they want.
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A man’s bank balance is the new penis size.
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Most people say that Shakespeare rocked merely because most people say that Shakespeare rocked.
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Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate.
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In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for.
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Whenever they are given the choice, some people choose a bath over a shower; they, too, would like to do their bit to waste water.
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A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.
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To be better equipped for the tests that the year will bring — read a textbook. To prepare for the tests that life will bring — read a book.
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With homework, school prepares students for overtime. With reports, it prepares them for payday.
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Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important.
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Love songs are nothing without exaggeration.
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A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.
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Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.
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Nobody enjoys the company of others as intensely as someone who usually avoids the company of others.
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Not all ‘whites’ are racists. Not all racists are ‘white.
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Not everyone who has helped or is helping you wanted or wants to help you.
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The more civilized people are, the more honorable working hard is to them. As a result, the more civilized we get, the less we live.
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Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.
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The office’ is a cemetery of dreams.
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Weekends are an employee’s parole.
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Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman's womb is her diploma.
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School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.
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Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.
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If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.
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A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.
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Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.
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An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout.
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School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee.
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Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.
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Self-employment killed the weekend.
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We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work.
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When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.
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12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.
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The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.
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He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary.
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Smartphones are tools which fools fiddle with when they are around people that they don’t have the courage, or, the intellect, to converse with.
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A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.
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Those who find it hypocritical of others to use, say, a smartphone, to speak ill of capitalism, needs to be reminded that capitalism is an ideology, not a technology.
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Before civilization, artists painted for the living. Today, most paint for a living.
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Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.
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A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert.
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People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.
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