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Ye have taught me something I never understood.””What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease?

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In unison, they recited an ancient rhyme.t"With one blue eye to rule the sky,tAn eye of brown controls the ground;tMagic swirls within our souls,tCryptic, mystic, spiritualistic,tTo protect the weak from evil's effect,tElements guide us, ever bind us.tA band of witches scattered widetFrom Warlock Morpheus we must hide.
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Och, my potion is boiling. I need to say good night and keep an eye on the pot. Ye canna overboil newt's eyeballs.
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She tugged on his hair. "I'll have you know I'm no weakling."tHe grinned and kissed her forehead. "No, it takes a strong woman to kill a truck.
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Tell me to stop, Sugar, or I'm going to start a firestorm of emotion neither one of us will know how to handle."tShe smiled. "I've always loved storms."tHe jerked her face closer and her heart rate kicked up. "Then it's time you were introduced to a Florida hurricane.
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A smart woman knows when to listen to her man."tHer man? "He is most definitely not my man. He's not my type."t"Type? If he was any more your type, he'd have you sitting in his lap.
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