Vonnie Davis Quotes

In unison, they recited an ancient rhyme.t"With one blue eye to rule the sky,tAn eye of brown controls the ground;tMagic swirls within our souls,tCryptic, mystic, spiritualistic,tTo protect the weak from evil's effect,tElements guide us, ever bind us.tA band of witches scattered widetFrom Warlock Morpheus we must hide.
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Och, my potion is boiling. I need to say good night and keep an eye on the pot. Ye canna overboil newt's eyeballs.
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Tell me to stop, Sugar, or I'm going to start a firestorm of emotion neither one of us will know how to handle."tShe smiled. "I've always loved storms."tHe jerked her face closer and her heart rate kicked up. "Then it's time you were introduced to a Florida hurricane.
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Quick! What aisle are the douches in? I've got three bitches at the beach cottage and they all stick to high heaven."...t"You do carry Massengill, don't you? That's the best brand, according to my research."t"Ah..." What kind of man researches douches? A man who goes to bed with three women...t"Would you mind checking your inventory in the back? I'll need more."t"I'm not allowed to leave the register, but I'll be happy to page our stock boy."tDouche-man grunted and flipped the package around. "It's gonna take at least two boxes for Loa. She's big. Got wide hips. Skinny legs, though. Kinda like a twenty-gallon tank on toothpicks.
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You always were the hot head. You got a temper in you that can't be tamed, yet you also got a soft spot for stray dogs, kids in trouble and damsels in distress. See why folks label you a complex conundrum.
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A smart woman knows when to listen to her man."tHer man? "He is most definitely not my man. He's not my type."t"Type? If he was any more your type, he'd have you sitting in his lap.
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Ice Man, his friends had called him. She'd give him a different nickname, like Sex on a Stick or Horny Toad.
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She tugged on his hair. "I'll have you know I'm no weakling."tHe grinned and kissed her forehead. "No, it takes a strong woman to kill a truck.
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Take me inside. Show me if a fireman knows how to start a fire.
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Her breathing hitched and his all but seized in his lungs for the want of her, the taste of her, the feel of her under his hands. His lips whispered against the curve of hers, where her cheek ended and her very sexy mouth began.
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If ye wear underwear, it's a skirt. If ye dinna, it's a kilt.
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He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck's windshield with his rigid pecker.
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I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast.
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He held his crotch, his knees bent and his kilt showing he wore nothing beneath it.She shuffled from one foot to the other as she stared at his Scottish bagpipe. Bet he could hit a lot of high notes with that thing. "You...you startled me when you grabbed me like that.""Well, ye needna be afraid now. I couldna molest ya, even if I wanted to, which I dinna.I'm betting foreplay with ye would be like grabbing hold of an electrical wire while sitting in a tub of water." He groaned and cussed some more. "Hell, I bet yer vagina is lined with shark's teeth.
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She leaned her uninjured shoulder against his plump, furry behind and shoved while she bitched to herself, "Four years at the military academy, two years at Kansas State University, survival camp in the swamps of Alabama, more schooling in Florida, and then torture endurance training with the Mossad and all so I could heave a bear's ass into a helicopter. Unfreaking real.
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The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol.
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Ye have taught me something I never understood.""What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease?
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Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?
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A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear!
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Do ye always drool like that? Is it a family trait, lass?
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She placed her fingertips on her forehead as if trying to gather her thoughts on how to handle this unexpected scenario. "Do not run from a bear. Make yourself a large target and yell to scare the bear away. Bears are easily frightened unless it's mating season." "Oh, wouldn't it be just my horrible luck to fall on a horny bear?
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Months ago, he'd told Effie, grandmother to his eldest brother's wife, that he was too busy to find a woman. He went on to brag he was quite happy being alone. That the only way he'd even consider a woman was if she dropped from the feckin' sky.He groaned and downed his first cup of coffee. Him and his big whisky loosened tongue.
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What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit," she yelled.
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Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared to the ride with a fired-up Scot.
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