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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave But having people meet my family was a secret fear. It would be like taking someone to a dark room to show them my anal fissures, and you can't just go introducing everybody to your anal fissures. Only special people get to see such as that. - Quote by Harrison Scott Key

But having people meet my family was a secret fear. It would be like taking someone to a dark room to show them my anal fissures, and you can’t just go introducing everybody to your anal fissures. Only special people get to see such as that.

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