J. Cornell Michel Quotes

Everyone should be comfy during the apocalypse.

J. Cornell Michel

You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.

J. Cornell Michel

If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombies any day over this counterfeit harmony bullshit.

J. Cornell Michel

It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.

J. Cornell Michel

They all call me "Excuse me," even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are just tools who aren't supposed to have feelings or personalities. You don't become human until your shift is over. Until then, we're all just zombies. We're dead to the world: infected people who need to be avoided, unless, of course, someone needs to know where the paintbrushes are located.

J. Cornell Michel