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He crouched at the care window and looked in. “What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They’re all lovely. Except for that one.” His finger jabbed the glass. “That one’s a bit ugly.”The American stepped towards him. “What? What did you say?””Oh, don’t worry. I’m sure his personality makes up for his face.

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