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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for a wounded animal. - Quote by Andrew Shaffer

Don’t needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you’re twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for a wounded animal.

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