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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled. - Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that’s how it’s spelled.

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