Wife Quotes - Page 2

I had made her so unhappy that she had developed a sense of humor. [-Rabo Karabekian]

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

A wife is like a children's movie; always under-appreciated and without either, life would be incomplete

We gave the woman for her trouble a generous fee, with which she was highly pleased, and proceeded to put it in the bed under her sleeping husband's head. We laughingly told her not to put it there as he might get it, and it was money she had earned herself. She appreciated the joke, though it was told mostly by gestures, but seemed to have true ideas of the matrimonial relation, and was nothing loath to trust her all with him. page. 116

Helen Josephine Sanborn

Drink from the cup of life, you will be fulfilled.Yet...drink from the milk container in the fridge,and your wife will make you wish that you had drunk from the cup of life.

Anthony T.Hincks

Had the love been perennial, there won’t have been murders of wives by husbands and murders of husbands by wives, who were lovers at a point of time.

We spent a lot of money on buying clothes, but we spend our best times naked..

Eyden I.

A man can own a woman or a man can own a knife, but no man can own both.

George R.R. Martin

A man who wears a sword knows to hold the love of his wife and family dear, for at any time he may not see another day of it.

Aleksandra Layland

And now she stood outside the station with his flowers pressed happily to her breast, in all that red cardigan of hers, making the rest of the world look as if it was made in greyscale.

Fredrik Backman

Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.

Have you ever seen a man, woman, or child who wasn’t eating an egg or just going to eat an egg or just coming away from eating an egg? I tell you, the good old egg is the foundation of daily life. Stop the first man you meet in the street and ask him which he’d sooner lose, his egg or his wife, and see what he says!

It does not matter how strong you are. You are to be my wife, and I will not have the woman I love put herself at risk. Ever.

There is so much more to marriage than who makes the money. Some of the hardest parts don't come with a paycheck.

Michelle M. Pillow

Of all the roles she’d played – daughter, student, employee, sister and wife – wife was the smallest and in proportion the most difficult, as though it had run out of steam with its own scale. The word ‘wife’ was too small to accommodate its responsibility.

There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking dinner for someone she loves.

Jane, you are my confidante, my helpmate, my friend. My lover. You are everything the word wife means to me. In my heart, we are wed. In my soul, you are mine.

Charlotte Featherstone

Then don't. I can't help you. They say that women dream of danger to those in their care and men of danger to themselves. But I don't dream at all. You say you can't? Then don't do it. That's all. Because I am done with my own whorish heart and I have been for a long time. You talk about taking a stand but there is no stand to take. My heart was ripped out of me the night he was born so don't ask for sorrow now. There is none. Maybe you'll be good at this. I doubt it, but who knows. The one thing I can tell you is that you won't survive for yourself. I know because I would have never have come this far. A person who had no one would be well advised to cobble together some passable ghost. Breathe it into being and coax it along with words of love. Offer it each phantom crumb and sheild it from harm with your body. As for me my only hope is for eternal nothingness and I hope it with all my heart.

Cormac McCarthy

Why?” she whispered. “Why should I dance with you?”“Because I love you. Because I love you so much I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make it go differently this time.”... "Because we should be a married couple, because I never wanted to not be married to you. Because all these men out here dancing with their wives can’t possibly love them as much as I love you. Because for me, there is only one woman, and I’m sorry to break it to you, but you’re it.

I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.Visiting Kathy's grave was the less dramatic of the two.

Leo resisted the urge to throw a grenade in Frank's face. "I suppose I should know who Pelops was?""He was a prince, won his wife in a chariot race. Supposedly he started the Olympic games in honor of that."Hazel sniffed. "How romantic. 'Nice wife you have, Prince Pelops.' 'Thanks. I won her in a chariot race.

Grow strong, my comrade … that you may standUnshaken when I fall; that I may knowThe shattered fragments of my song will comeAt last to finer melody in you;That I may tell my heart that you beginWhere passing I leave off, and fathom more.

Being an unveiled wife is about confronting and crushing your fears; believing in truth more than in doubt, worry, or lies, and finding your security in God alone

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

Matshona Dhliwayo

My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she’ll end up taking over.

Matshona Dhliwayo

…the designation of wife in India, of the Hindu wife, is higher and grander than that of Empress. She is called Devi

Virchand Gandhi

That's a very admirable quality in a wife. The ability to admit she is in the wrong.

Lindsay Armstrong

Marriage is a journey of disasters, only to fall in love all over again, with the person that rescues you each time.

Shannon L. Alder

It does help to actually realize that however stunning the person who is, you know, fluttering eyelashes at you, she doesn't do anything to match up to your wife.

Ah,' thought the king sadly, shrugging his shoulders, "I see clearly that if one has a crazy wife, one cannot avoid being a fool.'("Queen Fantasque")

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

We are all regular people, Pia,’ she laughs. ‘But we are notregular wives.

Aditi Mathur Kumar

There is strong. There is Army Strong. And then there is Army Wife Strong.

Aditi Mathur Kumar

I told the Moon...Stop pushing my wife around.

Donnie Harold Harris

Well, I miss my wife, you know," I said. "But I also miss the feeling of, I don’t know, comfort. The sense you’re where you’re supposed to be, with someone you’re supposed to be with.

I shall expect my husband to have no pleasures but what he shares with me; and if his greatest pleasure of all is not the enjoyment of my company - why - it will be the worse for him - that's all.''If such are your expectations of matrimony, Esther, you must, indeed, be careful whom you marry - or rather, you must avoid it altogether.

Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife!

Georgette Heyer

Your ultimate goal for marriage is that both of you—as husband and wife—commit to keep growing spiritually.

Elizabeth George

...she lost twenty minutes sitting on the floor with her arms wrapped around her knees, smiling into the pretty glow and imagining herself a contented farmer's wife waiting for her man to come in from the fields.

An Army wife is probably the only woman in the world whoknows and readily accepts that she is the mistress, because, let’sface it, the Army is the wife and the wife gets all the damnattention!

Aditi Mathur Kumar

8. Santa Claus is concerned about the problem of Arctic ice. The ice is the spouse of the elves, and she is sick. She is the primary source of their magic, as the elves cannot be separated from the place where they live. For many years now, this is all they have asked for for Christmas: that the ice should come back

Catherynne M. Valente

Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the best love there is.

No, this is my revenge. I am giving you just what you want, I'm releasing you. And yet I''m really not. I'll inflict torments on you, subtle torments, day after day, year after year- that's why you're necessary to me.

Buddhadeva Bose

A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat.

Matshona Dhliwayo

She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Quiet love is better than loud hate.

Matshona Dhliwayo

If you love a bird don't hold it too tightly or you'll soon be nursing a broken heart.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Don't believe a man will give you the world if he doesn't even buy you flowers.

Matshona Dhliwayo

A bird cannot love freely when caged.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Birds build nests because they cannot fly forever.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Be the spouse you wish to have.

Matshona Dhliwayo

It is not the size of the ring, but the size of the love.

Matshona Dhliwayo

You only need to steal a woman's heart if she won't give it to you willingly.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Love is blind, and therefore not responsible for whoever she bumps into.

Matshona Dhliwayo

If your love for your wife can be measured, it is not big enough.

Matshona Dhliwayo

I have never met anyone who gave back a heart they stole.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Running away from someone you love is a race you will never win.

Matshona Dhliwayo

It is never a crime to steal the heart of someone you love.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Money can't buy love, but it can buy a woman's attention.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Love is the only tyrant whose reign is sweet.

Matshona Dhliwayo

If a man does not treat you like a princess during courtship, he will not treat you like a queen during marriage.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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