Weddings Quotes

I hate parties.And a wedding is the biggest party of all.All the guests arrived and Orpheus is taking a shower.He's always taking a shower when the guests arrive so he doesn't have to greet them.Then I have to greet them.

Some women would not cheat, and some would not have cheated, had they each married a man whom they love … or at least like.

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Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or cars only when they start being able to take ‘their’ house to work, funerals, weddings, etc.

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Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.

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Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).

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Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.

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Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.

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Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.

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