Twitter Quotes - Page 2

Photobomb me at your own risk!

Twitter, far from fostering debate and broadening minds, has turned us into a hive of scolds. Angry mobs wait on the sidelines to strike and then bask in the glow of their moral superiority.

Mick Hume

Use the Internet to help your daily life, not replace to replace it. NetworkEtiquette.net

The Social Networking Netiquette Loop: Read, share, like, and repeat.

Social media: a fine tool for radicalised idiots to find each other, a promised land for the pub bores and Champ Man anoraks of the nation.

Recently thought of deleting my Facebook account and start using twitter, but realized it's not easy. Facebook has become like the boyfriend I no longer like but scared to dump because I've invested so much time in the relationship.

Ignore errors in updates because you never know the context in real life, mobile or otherwise. NetworkEtiquette.net

Discuss netiquette.xyz internet rules to follow with friends and family. Use the site as a reference. Set boundaries. Share.

We sometimes take photos (or record a video) so that we can later see what was happening while we were busy taking photos (or recording a video).

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Facebook asks me what's on my mind. Twitter asks me what's going on. LinkedIn wants me to reconnect with my colleagues. And YouTube tells me what to watch. Social Media is no reality show or Big Brother. It's but a smothering mother!

Ana Claudia Antunes

Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter...with alliteration, no less!

E.A. Bucchianeri

Social media is not just a spoke on the wheel of marketing. It's becoming the way entire bicycles are built.

Twitter gives people an illusionary sense of leadership.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!

Stephen Colbert

There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).

Stephen Colbert

As always, imagine how great the press corps would be if it devoted 1/1000th the energy to dissecting non-sex political wrongdoing

Glenn Greenwald

It's good netiquette to avoid information that offends or challenge errors when confronted. NetworkEtiquette.net

This is how it works now with the news: the story begins with a moral, then a narrative is fashioned to support it.

You cannot sodomize a Sacrament and expect God to say, 'Well done.

E.A. Bucchianeri

It's common to go from 'crashing the gate' to guarding it.

Glenn Greenwald

I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!

Having instant feedback on twitter to research material I'm considering is an enormous help.

The first few days felt quite surreal for gone was that filtered world of perfect angles made up of peoples’ best moments and selves. Gone was the wormhole that one jumped into at the sign of any awkward silence or pause in conversation.

This could be addictive.

Kevin Pietersen

A tweet a day keeps writer's block away.

I wrote a book on cats. In retrospect, I should have used paper, cause chapter six got hit by a car.

Wynne McLaughlin

One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant.

Feeling like, life has been so unfair to me, but what can I say except, "I'm still here." So I'm determined to make the best out of it, take every opportunity as a blessing, and live the rest of my life to the fullest.

Jonathan Anthony Burkett

If Da Vinci had to tweet 5 times a day, we’d still be riding bicycles.

Scary discovery of the day: Most people who RT @yokoono's tweets do so without irony.

Entrepreneur, your distinction can be found on Twitter, so, is your thought leadership impressing or depressing?

You know, how I deal with all my problems in a daily life, I'm tweeting shit.

Ariel Seraphino

Social media has turned all of us into Dogs. The moment a single dog is unhappy with something, it starts barking, and then hundreds of others join the barking immediately. We no longer use our brains, we just join the chorus.

One comforting thing about the Trump White House is that you aren't forced to choose between malice and incompetence.

To cut 1930s jobless, FDR taxed corps and rich. Govt used money to hire many millions. Worked then; would now again. Why no debate on that?

Richard D. Wolff

Well, reading Twitter’s a lot like staring at an ant farm,” Tobey explained while wiping some cheese from his mouth. “Except without all the productivity.

Wayne Gladstone

Most frequently asked question at my AI talks: Will robots be conscious? We slaughter 60 billion animals/year, but are concerned for robots?

Never underestimate the power of a tweet.

Life should be like a good Tweet - short, pithy, convey a message and inspire others to follow.

Ashok Kallarakkal

Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.

Jennifer Harrison

As in twitter if you follow happiness... Happiness will follow you back

Mohammed Sekouty

Today is the day I stand tall, strong, and mighty to tell the world who I am.

Jonathan Anthony Burkett

NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ

Stephen Colbert

Guantánamo Bay's motto: 'Safe, humane, legal, transparent detention.' Four adjectives describing one sick joke.

For any creative thought to be contagious, it must first be worthy of a sneeze.

My life my selfie!

Times have changed in research and if you are not using Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Wikipedia, Google, and the like, you will be left in the dark.

The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We are imperfect creatures created with egotistical defects, insecurities and an incomprehensible desire for perfection and the excessive use of social media feeds the raging fires within, most of the time adding salt to wounds we never knew existed and at times creating new ones.

Not like others? You may be inspired differently. Be bold, step out, follow YOUR intuition, no matter how sedate or impossible it may appear

People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Reason leavened with a little wit (if possible) is the real alternative to hate speech, meaning that there's no better time for it.

Twitter is a serious writing distraction. As are grapefruits. The two have nothing else in common.

Richelle E. Goodrich

I was, a near grown man, sat in his dank, dark and rickety digs, feverishly hovering about the glare of a computer screen like a disorientated moth, one searching for a flaming light of recognition from someone/anyone!

...if you've got writer's block, you aren't empty - maybe it's just like Twitter - overwhelmed, and loading seems to be taking a while...

Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story.

Don Roff

Now we have so many methods of communication: Land phone, Fax, Pager, Mobile phone, Texting, E mail, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram...and the list keeps growing.......But Communication itself has not improved!

Ankala V Subbarao

I like the way Twitter makes one be more concise.It looks like someone is saying sometthing wise

Ana Claudia Antunes

What you post online speaks VOLUME about who you really are. POST with intention. REPOST with caution.

OMG! I DESIGNED THIS NEW SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM! IT'S CALLED "POETRY" - YOU HAVE TO READ AMY KING'S POEMS TO GET AN INVITE ~

Amy King

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