Sex Quotes

She tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, and bit her bottom lip. I found it to be such an erotic gesture that it aroused me. My eyes began making love to her in the dark. Unseen hands passed over her curves, quietly descending...trembling at her great beauty. I didn't even know her, but I wanted her. My gaze danced over her every curve, from her nose and lips, to her breasts and hips, surreptitiously. She had no idea of my thoughts. Shadow sex.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

I am always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

Accept every blind date you can get even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.

Abigail Van Buren

For birth control I rely on my personality.

Milt Abel

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

Rodney Dangerfield

I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses you would have sworn she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.

If there is reincarnation I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380 SL convertible.

Lord make me chaste - but not yet.

The natural man has only two primal passions - to get and beget.

Amoebas at the start were not complex -They tore themselves apart and started sex.

Arthur Guiterman

Every animal is sad after intercourse.

As a matter of biology if something bites you it is probably female.

Sex ought to be a wholly satisfying link between two affectionate people from which they emerge unanxious rewarded and ready for more.

When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department I'll tell him 'Count your blessings you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!'

Richard J. Needham

While a person does not give up on sex sex does not give up on the person.

Gabriel García Márquez

I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls would never dream of doing - like showering.

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.

Rodney Dangerfield

It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.

A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.

Definition of a Jewish nymphomaniac: A woman who will make love the same day she has her hair done.

Girls are much more psychic than guys. They're the first to know if you're going to get laid.

Sex at eighty-four is terrific especially the one in the winter.

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

I'll wager that in ten years it will be fashionable again to be a virgin.

Barbara Cartland

It may be the cock that crows but it is the hen that lays the eggs.

Margaret Thatcher

Sara could commit adultery at one end and weep for her sins at the other and enjoy both operations at once.

Sex is an emotion in motion.

Mae West

Sex is a relatively recent addition to the dance of life. For more than 2 000 000 000 years asexual reproduction was the rule. You know if you were a creature you just separated into two clones.

Mark Jerome Walters

Sex unlike justice should not be seen to be done.

The reason that husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes.

There will be sex after death we just won't be able to feel it.

Two-parent sex appeared on the scene about 500 000 000 years ago.

Mark Jerome Walters

When she raises her eyelids it's as if she were taking off all her clothes.

Colette

Sex is the great amateur art.

Of all sexual aberrations perhaps the most peculiar is chastity.

Rimy de Gourmont

I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. This is something God recognizes I will do - and I have done it - and God forgives me for it.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Brendan Francis

Whatever else can be said about sex it cannot be called a dignified performance.

Helen Lawrenson

Sex - the poor man's polo.

Free love may try to dissolve, and the concubinate to desecrate, the holiest tie, as it pleases; but, for the vast majority of our race, marriage remains the foundation of human society and the family retains its position as the primordial sphere in sociology.

Let me give you some advice here: People who want to have the sex talk with you will act the same way as people who want to murder you. First they get you in their car, so they're in control and you can't escape. Then they drive you someplace in the middle of nowhere.

People always ask me if I hate the nuns. Do I make my movies extra dirty to piss them off? I always say no, that's not the point. To a Catholic, a movie is only dirty if it makes you want to have sex more. If it makes you feel sick, disgusted, ashamed of your own body, then it's not a dirty movie at all. It's a Catholic movie. And I make very Catholic movies.

By eroding their sense of shame we've made immorality normal, not only in the world but also in the forbidden squadron. ...their new Christian friends recommended some of the movies Fletcher had been wondering if he should now avoid. I was delighted one of them said, "This is a great movie--only one sex scene, and the f-word's only used a few times." 'Titanic' is one of my favorites. How many Christian young people have watched it in their own homes? Think of it, Squaltaint. Suppose someone in the youth group said to the boys, 'There's an attractive girl down the street. Let's get together and go look through her window and watch her undress and lay back on a couch and pose naked from the waist up. Then this girl and her boyfriend will get in a car and have sex--let's get as close as we can and listen to them and watch the windows steam up.' The strategy would never work. They'd know immediately it was wrong. But you can get them to do exactly the same thing by using a television instead of a window. That's all is takes! Think of it, Squaltaint. Every day Christians across the country, including many squadron leaders, watch women and men undress and commit acts of fornication and adultery the Enemy calls an abomination.We've made them a bunch of voyeurs! Churches full of peeping toms.

I admire nudity and I like sex, and so did a lot of people in the Thirties. But, to me, overexposure blunts the fun…Sex as something beautiful may soon disappear. Once it was a knife so finely honed the edge was invisible until it was touched and then it cut deep. Now it is so blunt that it merely bruises and leaves ugly marks. Nudity is fine in the privacy of my own bedroom with the appropriate partner. Or for a model in life class at art school. Or as portrayed in stone and paint. But I don’t like it used as a joke or to titillate. Or be so bloody frank about.

Why did it have to be such a shameful secret? Hadnâ€™t I been potty-trained and taught to chew with my mouth closed? So what was the freaking big deal about having sex? Wasnâ€™t it essential to the survival of our darn, hypocritical species?

Sex isn't what I'm after. Sex is just what I can get.

Open your eyes, baby. Look at me.” He pressed his forehead down to meet mine, my eyelids fluttering open at his command. “Look at me and tell me you don’t want it.”I peered up at him with unsteady breaths, hearing his throat work when I tilted my lips to graze his. The contact was feather light, my heart hammering through my chest at the feel of it. “I’m looking,” I breathed against him.“Good. Because right now, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and make you come until you can’t stand, and I want your eyes on me the whole time, are we clear?”-Jackson and Emma

And then, with the feather-green darkness pressed against the windows, he puts his filthy fingers on my scrubbed hope face and says, "If I kiss you, it's all over." And then he does. And then it is.

Apparently, the easiest way to overcome any awkwardness of speaking about sex is to sterilize it and outsource it to the professionals.

Matthew Lee Anderson

I had always believed, and not only out of cynicism, that a man and a woman could tell in the first ten minutes whether they wanted to go to bed together; and that the time that passed after those first ten minutes represented a tax, which might be worth paying if the article promised to be really enjoyable, but which nine times out of ten became rapidly excessive.

Waiting for a hot pocket to cook we’d fuck and be satisfied, barefoot on new york city apartment linoleum. A satisfying hot pocket and a big ass smile and a tight ass grip and a wall beside a random pipe beside the stove where we left palm and dick prints. We fucked like this. Three condoms in an hour and a half and where are you now? Holding the hand of some local dude you wish was a little more international, wishing you had known I was enough and asked me to stay. You are standing in the kitchen waiting for popcorn to pop while he washes dishes, not knowing I’m wishing back for you.

Darnell Lamont Walker

It's been a while since I've had sex. I figured it was just like riding a bike, the only difference is that after a while, the bike doesn't turn you over and ride you.

Beatrice Stark Girl Detective

Personally, I think the "Potter" books have too many adverbs and not enough sex.

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