Sarcastic Humor Quotes - Page 2

No one plows the field just by thinking about it.

Ljupka Cvetanova

it seems politicians projected the powerful brand called Ambedkar, rather than his ideologies. Like the ad says 'name is enough.

In the battle of DNAs, your DNA will always win against the DNA of your father.

I don't spend money on books. I write them myself.

Ljupka Cvetanova

I choked on the air I'd just sucked in and swung around in disbelief. "What did you just say?""Me and the whole PD heard about your wet bra, so I'm assuming your panties are wet too.

You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently it’s not amusing enough.” “I’ll try to include a joke between ‘he bled to death’and ‘the city burned’.”Machaon responded tersely.

I choked on the air I'd just sucked in and swung around in disbelief. "What did you just say?""Me and the whole PD heard about your wet bra, so I'm assuming your panties are wet too.

You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently it’s not amusing enough.” “I’ll try to include a joke between ‘he bled to death’and ‘the city burned’.”Machaon responded tersely.

Politics to me was the whining of an old braggart too proud to admit his faults and too vain to try something new. All of their agendas and manifestos were nothing but a lucrative offer to deceive the fools and encourage the clever in deceiving more fools.

Adhish Mazumder

I am not mean I am just sarcastically humorous

Anonymous

I’d venture to guess that a list of things you know nothing about could fill volumes.

Christians rejected the need for proof to support belief in God, yet dismissed proof altogether when it was there.

Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror.

Ljupka Cvetanova

Walang matibay na relasyon kung buhay pa ang mga Kalapating mababa ang lipad...

Napz Cherub Pellazo

If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.