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I try to learn one new thing a week to balance the one thing I forget a week but lately I forget three things a week.
Joseph Gies
Leisure time is when your wife can't find you
Anonymous
Old age is when you know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.
Laurence J. Peter
I'm going to spend it all. . . why leave it to our errors?
Brian Morgan
Retirement: Twice as much husband half as much pay.
Anonymous
Constant togetherness is fine - but only for Siamese twins.
Victoria Billings
Our boss has been so successful he deserves to retire so that he can spend more time . . . with his servants.
Anonymous
Since our boss will be retiring soon it's been suggested that we give him a little momentum.
Anonymous
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.
Lady Nancy Astor
Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses.
Cato the Elder
You can't put off being young until you retire.
Philip Larkin
The role of a retired person is no longer to possess one.
Simone de Beauvoir
When men reach their sixties and retire they go to pieces. Women just go right on cooking.
Gail Sheehy
Retirement: statutory senility.
Emmett O'Donnell
Two weeks is about the ideal length of time to retire.
Alex Comfort
Absence of occupation is not rest A mind quite vacant is a mind distress'd.
William Cowper
Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire.
Samuel Johnson
Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.
Malcolm Muggeridge
Dismiss the old horse in good time lest he fail in the lists and the spectators laugh.
Horace
The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work stretch out in the sun and scratch himself.
H.L. Mencken
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Scott Elledge
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
R.C. Sherriff
The question isn't at what age I want to retire it's at what income.
George Foreman
I try to learn one new thing a week to balance the one thing I forget a week but lately I forget three things a week.
Joseph Gies
Leisure time is when your wife can't find you
Anonymous
Old age is when you know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.
Laurence J. Peter
I'm going to spend it all. . . why leave it to our errors?
Brian Morgan
Retirement: Twice as much husband half as much pay.
Anonymous
Constant togetherness is fine - but only for Siamese twins.
Victoria Billings
Retirement must be wonderful. I mean you can suck in your stomach for only so long.
Burt Reynolds
Our boss has been so successful he deserves to retire so that he can spend more time . . . with his servants.
Anonymous
Since our boss will be retiring soon it's been suggested that we give him a little momentum.
Anonymous
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.
Lady Nancy Astor
Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses.
Cato the Elder
You can't put off being young until you retire.
Philip Larkin
The role of a retired person is no longer to possess one.
Simone de Beauvoir
When men reach their sixties and retire they go to pieces. Women just go right on cooking.
Gail Sheehy
Retirement: statutory senility.
Emmett O'Donnell
Two weeks is about the ideal length of time to retire.
Alex Comfort
Absence of occupation is not rest A mind quite vacant is a mind distress'd.
William Cowper
Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire.
Samuel Johnson
Far from the madding crowd's ignoble strife.
Thomas Gray
Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.
Malcolm Muggeridge
Dismiss the old horse in good time lest he fail in the lists and the spectators laugh.
Horace
The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work stretch out in the sun and scratch himself.
H.L. Mencken
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Scott Elledge
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
R.C. Sherriff
The question isn't at what age I want to retire it's at what income.
George Foreman
Retirement from Job does not mean retirement from life! It is the beginning not an end!
Ravi Samuel
Real luxury is not working like a maniac to take an expensive vacation--it is living a life you enjoy every day.
Kathy Gottberg
Walt also had a humorous sign posted outside the mansion, recruiting ghosts who wanted to enjoy 'active retirement' in the "country club atmosphere' of this 'fashionable address'. Interested ghosts were to write to the 'Ghost Relations Dept. Disneyland,' and were told,'Do not apply in person.
Leslie Le Mon
They had waited for too long, and the result was this hiatus, and the reflection that time and patience may bring poor rewards, that time itself, if not confronted at the appropriate juncture, can play sly tricks, and more significantly, that those who do not act are not infrequently acted upon.
Anita Brookner
I am old. I should have left before. Any fool can ride the chariots of victory. It takes judgement to get off at the right time.
Richard Sapir
In his late forties, an age when men settle to comforts and seek a firm base, Paul began his roughest travels.
John Charles Pollock
It seemed to Rosa Lublin that the whole peninsula of Florida was weighted down with regret. Everyone had left behind a real life. Here they had nothing. They were all scarecrows, blown about under the murdering sunball with empty ribcages.
Cynthia Ozick
Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of retirement, I feel it my duty to teach you everything I’ve learnt about love, so listen closely. Love is like… That’s as far as I’ve gotten I’m afraid.
Ben Mitchell
The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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