Pun Quotes

I never knew an enemy to puns who was not an ill-natured man.

Of puns it has been said that those most dislike who are least able to utter them.

Edgar Allan Poe

He that would pun would pick a pocket.

I never knew an enemy to puns who was not an ill-natured man.

Of puns it has been said that those most dislike who are least able to utter them.

Edgar Allan Poe

He that would pun would pick a pocket.

I know my rights.""And I know you're wrong.

Homo Cannot Erectus

Adham T. Fusama

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Do you know why they call this place the Rookery?" Elodin asked. I shook my head."Because it's where you go if you're a-ravin'." He smiled a wild smile. He laughed a terrible laugh.

Patrick Rothfuss

Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash.

Dart Gray

What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun!

Ana Claudia Antunes

Going to the gym at this odd hour didn't 'work out' for me.

Stop your idiocy, Sandra, please. For once in your death.

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.

Aniruddha Sastikar

The greatest irony is that people with Rolodexes are no longer LinkedIn. And if that pun doesn't make sense, don’t ask anyone in your Rolodex to explain it.

Just when you see a kid selling a mascot,If you don't buy it because he winks, Not only that will be considered a "boycott",Xenophobically, it will also be a jinx!

Ana Claudia Antunes

What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.

Ana Claudia Antunes

Three,' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?'Most likely Trelawney's own men," said the doctor; 'those he had picked up for himself, before he lit on Silver.'Nay,' replied the squire. 'Hands was one of mine.'I did think I could have trusted Hands,' added the captain.

Robert Louis Stevenson

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana