Money Quotes

Jo, they have a baby grand piano, but no one in the family plays. They have shelves of books they've never read, and the tension between the couples was so thick it nearly choked us.""Let me tell you something 'bout those rich Uptown folk," said Cokie. "They got everything that money can buy, their bank accounts are fat, but they ain't happy. They ain't ever gone be happy. You know why? They soul broke. And money can't fix that, no sir. My friend Bix was poor. Lord, he had to blow that trumpet ten hours a day just to put a little taste in the pot. Died poor, too. You saw him, Jo, with that plate on his chest. But that man wasn't soul broke.

Money comes to those who know what to do with it.

Take care of the pence and the pounds will take care of themselves.

William Lowndes

Ah take the Cash and let the Credit go Nor heed the rumble of a distant Drum!

When money speaks the truth is silent.

Russian proverb

Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.

Henry David Thoreau

Not greedy of filthy lucre.

Bible

The love of money is the root of all evil.

Bible

To make money buy some good stock hold it until it goes up and then sell it. If it doesn't go up don't buy it.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people.

Logan Pearsall Smith

Definition of the upper crust: A bunch of crumbs held together by dough.

Anonymous

Money can't buy happiness but it will certainly get you a better class of memories.

The man who invented slow-motion movies got his idea while watching a Scotsman reach for a check in a restaurant.

Anonymous

When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes I'll get another lawyer."

Money won't buy happiness but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

By the time a man is rich enough to sleep late he's too old to enjoy it.

Anonymous

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.

Money makes the man.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

George Buchanan

Penny wise pound foolish.

Wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.

Bible

If you would know the value of money go and try to borrow some.

Benjamin Franklin

Never ask of money spent Where the spender thinks it went. Nobody was ever meant To remember or invent What he did with every cent.

The almighty dollar that great object of universal devotion throughout our land seems to have no genuine devotees in these peculiar villages.

Washington Irving

Jesus went into the temple... overthrew the tables of the money changers and the seats of them that sold doves.

Bible

When I had money everyone called me brother.

When you want really big money you usually find yourself talking to people who didn't go to Eton.

Anonymous

A good mind possesses a kingdom: a great fortune is a great slavery.

Seneca

When it is a question of money everybody is of the same religion.

Voltaire

Money is like muck - not good unless it be spread.

They make money the old-fashioned way. They inherit it.

If you like easygoing monogamous men stay away from billionaires.

How to double your money: Fold it over once and put it back in your pocket.

Jim Dodds

When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars: "I would try to find the person that lost it and if he was poor - I'd give it back."

Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with $10 million are no happier than people with $9 million.

Right now I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something.

The rich aren't like us they pay less taxes.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

He says he's not broke but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.

There's another advantage in being poor. The doctor will cure you faster.

We were awfully poor. But we had a lot of things that money can't buy . . . like unpaid bills.

Anonymous

Mommy we're not going to be poor again are we? "Not as long as you have that rare blood type."

It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor as long as you've got money.

When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life. Now that I'm old - I know it is.

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.

When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once.

Make money and the whole world will conspire to call you a gentleman.

I never been in no situation where havin' money made it any worse.

Money is the wise man's religion.

Euripides

Money it turned out was exactly like sex you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

A feast is made for laughter and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.

Bible

Neither a borrower nor a lender be for loan oft loses both itself and friend and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

William Shakespeare

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing.

Money is always there but the pockets change it is not in the same pockets after a change and that is all there is to say about money.

Money dignifies what is frivolous if unpaid for.

How do you make a million? You start with $900 000.

He that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent.

Bible

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