Men Quotes - Page 2

She has such a nice sense of rumor.

If you ever leave me I'll go with you.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby.

God has given you one face and you make yourselves another.

William Shakespeare

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.

W Somerset Maugham

Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing they marry later. For another thing they die earlier.

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn't want.

A man's idee in a card game is war- crool devastatin' and pitiless. A lady's idee iv it is a combynation iv larceny embezzlement an' burglary.

Finley Peter Dunne

Women have one great advantage over men. It is commonly thought that if they marry they have done enough and need career no further. If a man marries on the other hand public opinion is all against him if he takes this view.

What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.

In our civilization men are afraid that they will not be men enough and women are afraid that they might be considered only women.

A woman means by unselfishness chiefly taking trouble for others a man means not giving trouble to others. Thus each sex regards the other as basically selfish.

Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin except to be there when he doesn't want her.

There is probably nothing like living together for blinding people to each other.

Ivy Compton-Burnett

I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.

Dion Boucicault

If a man hears much that a woman says she is not beautiful.

Henry S. Haskins

There is no word equivalent to 'cuckold' for women.

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man but for this to endure it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.

Friedrich Nietzsche

When I was very young I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco.

Arturo Toscanini

The double standard of morality will survive in this world so long as the woman whose husband has been lured away is favoured with the sympathetic tears of other women and a man whose wife has made off is laughed at by other men.

Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers.

G.K. Chesterton

A man is never so weak as when a woman is telling him how strong he is.

Anonymous

Commuter - One who spends his life in riding to and from his wife a man who shaves and takes a train and then rides back to shave again.

E B White

Eve left Adam to meet the Devil in private.

I should like to see any kind of a man distinguishable from a gorilla that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Manly men and womanly women are still here but feeling nervous.

Men are made by nature unequal. It is vain therefore to treat them as if they were equal.

That all men are equal is a proposition to which at ordinary times no sane individual has ever given his assent.

There is more difference within the sexes than between them.

Ivy Compton-Burnett

When women go wrong men go right after them.

Mae West

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are.

Breathes there a man with hide so tough Who says two sexes aren't enough?

Samuel Hoffenstein

If men and women are to understand each other to enter into each other's nature with mutual sympathy and to become capable of genuine comradeship the foundation must be laid in youth.

Broken boys are dangerous, but broken men are lovely.

Dominic Riccitello

When you make a man ashamed, you make him dangerous.

Humiliating for my freedom ...... will not never be been something that gets used to it!

Il arrive un âge où ils ne sont plus séduisants, ni «en forme», comme on dit. Ils ne peuvent plus boire et ils pensent encore aux femmes; seulement ils sont obligés de les payer, d'accepter des quantités de petites compromissions pour échapper à leur solitude. Ils sont bernés, malheureux. C'est ce moment qu'ils choisissent pour devenir sentimentaux et exigeants… J'en ai vu beaucoup devenir ainsi des sortes d'épaves. "A time comes when they are no longer attractive or in good form. They can't drink any more, and they still hanker after women, only then they have to pay and make compromises in order to escape from their loneliness: they have become just figures of fun. They grow sentimental and hard to please. I haveseen many who have gone the same way.

Françoise Sagan

Don't believe a man will give you the world if he doesn't even buy you flowers.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Men can go to hell! Iâ€™ll meet them there.

Ljupka Cvetanova

Boys are raw materials that women manufacture into products called men.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Men lie the most,women tell the biggest lies.

I can't make sense out of that girl," he said to the bard, "Can you?" "Never mind," Fflewddur said, "We aren't really expected to.

Lloyd Alexander

Men are most virile and attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.

If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital.

Alexandra Potter

Hey, Hank, I notice all the women around your place lately ... good looking stuff; you're doing all right.""Sam," I say, "that's not true; I am one of God's most lonely men.

Charles Bukowski

Take pride away from a man and you might as well run a knife through his heart.

... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong by a man who claims he doesn't know anything.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick.

James Patterson

Both men had made her feel as if she were the one who was at fault, a typically masculine reaction to a woman who was able to act independently of them.

I have never seen a wrestling match or prize fight, and I don't want to. When I find out a man is interested in these sports, I drop him.

You’re a guy. It’s typical for your sex to want to conquer every eligible girl you see.

Kristin R. Campbell

Sam Littleton was a beautiful woman who would try to play women's games. That meant that if he asked her if she was upset with him about something, she would do what women all do at such times: She would deny that anything was wrong, then continue acting as if something was wrong, in hopes that he would do what men always do at such times -beg for an explanation, agonise over the answer, ask for hints, and agonise a little more.

Judith McNaught

Stimulated by the juice, I believe, men have even been known to ride alligators.

Men need to be needed. When we are needed, we feel powerful. We thrive on helping a woman who needs us.

C.T.

We do tend to overreact when we feel threatened. Men, I mean.

I munched a carrot, then broke off a piece of bread and teamed it with another bite of salmon. Every single bit could be a different taste sensation. It was like men. Each was unique. Most had some great qualities, the majority had a few disappointing ones, and a few were total losers.

Susan Fox

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