Men Quotes

Inconsistency is the only thing in which men are consistent.

A man who has been the indisputable favourite of his mother keeps for life the feeling of a conqueror.

We love women in proportion to their degree of strangeness to us.

Charles Baudelaire

At twenty a man is a peacock at thirty a lion at forty a camel at fifty a serpent at sixty a dog at seventy an ape at eighty nothing at all.

Baltasar Gracián

There are three classes of men-lovers of wisdom lovers of honour lovers of gain.

Plato

The beauty of stature is the only beauty of men.

Michel de Montaigne

Men become old but they never become good.

Men's men: be they gentle or simple they're much of a muchness.

To be a man will continue to demand a heroic heart as long as mankind is not quite human.

A gentleman does things no gentleman should do in a way only a gentleman can.

The right man is the one that seizes the moment.

Goethe

Every man in the world is better than someone else and not as good as someone else.

William Saroyan

This is the worst pain a man can suffer: to have insight into much and power over nothing.

Herodotus

The world is my country the human race is my race. The spirit of man is my god the future of man is my heaven.

The only things that distinguish us from the rest of the animals Madam is our habit of drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at any time.

Pierre Beaumarchais

There was never any reason to believe in any innate superiority of the male except his superior muscle.

Bertrand Russell

I like men to behave like men. I like them strong and childish.

Françoise Sagan

Celibacy bestows on a man the qualified freedom of a besieged city where one sometimes has to eat rats.

Men build bridges and throw ra ilroads across deserts and yet they contend successfully that the job of sewing on a button is beyond them. Accordingly they don't have to sew buttons.

As vivacity is the gift of women gravity is that of men.

The desire of a man for a woman is not directed at her because she is a human being but because she is a woman. That she is a human being is of no concern to him.

Two things control man's nature: instinct and experience.

In his private heart no man much respects himself.

When I was young I used to have successes with women because I was young. Now I have successes with women because I am old. Middle age was the hardest part.

Artur Rubinstein

Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.

Anonymous

Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.

Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Macho does not prove mucho.

What would we say if men changed the length of their trousers every year?

Lady Nancy Astor

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.

Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers.

If the world were a logical place men would ride sidesaddle.

Outside every thin girl is a fat man trying to get in.

Anonymous

You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs.

Jay Leno

I want to know why if men rule the world they don't stop wearing neckties.

There are more men than women in mental hospitals - which just goes to show who's driving who crazy.

Dennis Thatcher husband of Margaret Thatcher when asked who wore the pants in his house said "I do and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men domestic and foreign.

Mae West

It is men who face the biggest problems in the future adjusting to their new and complicated role.

Anna Ford

No man thinks there is much ado about nothing when the ado is about himself.

Anthony Trollope

Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented.

The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

The male sex still constitute in many ways the most obstinate vested interest one can find.

What is a highbrow? He is a man who has found something more interesting than women.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

A man should be taller older heavier uglier and hoarser than his wife.

Edgar Watson Howe

Men like cars women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.

Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.

Flirtation - attention without intention.

As the faculty of writing has chiefly been a masculine endowment the reproach of making the world miserable has always been thrown upon the women.

Though statisticians in our time have never kept the score man wants a great deal here below and Woman even more.

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.

Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women and even the most foolish women are wise about men.

I love men not because they are men but because they are not women.

Christina

It women knew what we were thinking they'd never stop slapping us.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

A woman is like a tea bag - only in hot water do you realize how strong she is.

Tell me about yourself - your struggles your dreams your telephone number.

Be pretty if you can be witty if you must be agreeable if it kills you.

For a single woman preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.

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