Jokes Quotes - Page 4

Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning-- and a child's more imporant than a joke, I hope. You couldn't deny that, even if you tried with both hands.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

It sometimes seemed to him that for love to work, it had to be fair, that he should tell only half the joke, and she the other half. Otherwise, it would not be love, but something completely else–pity or entertainment, or stand-up comedy.

Tao Lin

In this storyI am the poetYou're the poetry.

One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Okay, that one's pretty good," Fred acknowledged, after she'd told him a particularly filthy joke. "But have you heard the one about the baker's wife?""No," Kyra said."Rumor has it, she married him for his buns." Fred burst out laughing.Kyra groaned. "Okay, that was just bad.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

Aristotle

I've said it before and I'll say it again, my lord. You are an evil man.

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.

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