Internet Quotes - Page 4

Aunt Prue was holding one of the squirrels in her hand, while it sucked ferociously on the end of the dropper. 'And once a day, we have ta clean their little private parts with a Q-tip, so they'll learn ta clean themselves.' That was a visual I didn't need. 'How could you possibly know that?' 'We looked it up on the E-nternet.' Aunt Mercy smiled proudly. I couldn't imagine how my aunts knew anything about the Internet. The Sisters didn't even own a toaster oven. 'How did you get on the Internet?' 'Thelma took us ta the library and Miss Marian helped us. They have computers over there. Did you know that?
Kami Garcia
Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly.
Roger Ebert
If you're insulting people on the internet, you must be ugly on the inside.
Phil Lester
The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.
Eric Schmidt
Be careful who you choose as your hero or who you choose to deify, be it Clay Aiken or Barack Obama. You put all you're hope and all your dreams and all your ideas about stuff into one human being. They're a human being they're going to let you down. You can't make someone your hero because of something you read on the internet. The internet is not a source of information it is a source of disinformation.
Craig Ferguson
It is the greatest truth of our age: Information is not knowledge.
Caleb Carr
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
William Gibson
The Internet is a big distraction. It's distracting, it's meaningless; it's not real. It's in the air somewhere.
Ray Bradbury
The internet was supposed to liberate knowledge, but in fact it buried it, first under a vast sewer of ignorance, laziness, bigotry, superstition and filth and then beneath the cloak of political surveillance. Now...cyberspace exists exclusively to promote commerce, gossip and pornography. And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.
Ben Elton
Everyone says that the internet is so awesome because you can connect with people from all over the world, but I think it’s the opposite. The internet doesn’t make it easier to connect with anyone—it just makes it so you don’t really have to.
Sarah Ockler
He found a set of encyclopedias—like Wikipedia, but paper and very bulky.
Michael Grant
I did Google him, you know.""Oh, so you GOOGLED him Oh, well, that changes everything then, doesn't it? What could I possibly worry about now that I know you've conducted such a thorough Internet search?
Alyson Noel
I'm on the Internet. I stay informed. They let old people on the Internet, you know.
Stephen Emond
Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say.
Edward Snowden
Well, when it became obvious that magic was going to wreck the computer networks, people tried to preserve portions of the Internet. They took snapshots of their servers and sent the data to a central database at the Library of Congress. The project became known as the Library of Alexandria, because in ancient times Alexandria's library was said to contain all the human knowledge, before some jackass burned it to the ground.
Ilona Andrews
If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.
Dorothy Gambrell
The Internet is for lonely people. People should live.
Charlton Heston
As if I feared that the scope of what I could feel and imagine was being quietly limited by the world within a world, the internet. The things outside of the web were becoming further from me, and everything inside it seemed piercingly relevant. The blogs of strangers had to be read daily, and people nearby who had no web presence were becoming almost cartoonlike, as if they were missing a dimension. It was just happening, like time, like geography. The web seemed so inherently endless that it didn't occur to me what wasn't there. My appetite for pictures and videos and news and music was so gigantic now that if something was shrinking, something immesurable, how would I notice?...Most of life is offline, and I think it always will be; eating and aching and sleeping and loving happen in the body. But it's not impossible to imagine loosing my appetite for those things; they aren't always easy, and they take so much time.
Miranda July
Sometimes I just want to gone from the internet to become invisible, but still I don't do anything. Sometimes I do something on the facebook or other social networks and I don't want to go and see the consequences, but why???
Deyth Banger
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Robert Wilensky
Contrary to the tenets of conventional wisdom, viral ideas and campaigns were not first transmitted via the electronic media of the Internet age. Their ideological forebears lived and replicated in the host coffee-houses, inns and taverns of the early eighteenth-century.
Gavin John Adams
Difference between TV and the internet was how far you sat from the screen. TV was an 8 foot activity, and you were a consumer. The internet was a 16 inch activity, and you participated. I think the sitting down thing is similar. You're not going to buy an armoir while standing on the subway.
Seth Godin
But the truth is that the world has changed. And not participating in the conversation is a loud statement of its own to your customer base. You can’t control your branding message in any case because your customers are already talking about you online. The best you can do is to participate.
Vanessa Fox
To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is proper #netiquette to be conservative in messages you send and liberal in messages you receive. NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
One real meeting is much better than a thousand internet or social media words.
Stephen Richards
The internet is great because of Netiquette we create. Participate and reciprocate. NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
Effective internet communication is contact that is acted upon in a good manner, Netiquette. NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
Giving posts a second look makes them twice as good. It's good netiquette. NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
We are living in glorious days where each readers' voice can be heard.
Sara Sheridan
Can you imagine doing ministry the last five hundred years and getting away with ‘Sorry, I don’t do books’? Can you imagine doing ministry in the next five years and getting away with ‘Sorry, I don’t do Facebook’?
Leonard Sweet
When a human being becomes a set of data on a website like Facebook, he or she is reduced. Everything shrinks. Individual character. Friendships. Language. Sensibility. In a way it’s a transcendent experience: we lose our bodies, our messy feelings, our desires, our fears.
Zadie Smith
Be Yourself: It is proper netiquette to act as you do in reality on the internet. NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
Use Discretion: It is proper netiquette to use discretion, best behavior, in all online activity. NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
It is proper netiquette to refrain from using all capital letters in internet correspondence. NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
It is proper netiquette to invite new friends in real life to connect with you on the internet. NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
Being comfortable with online contact is a central part of netiquette. Stay in your zone. NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
It's good netiquette to empathize with others online. It builds strong internet relationships. NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
If you're not paying for something, you're not the customer; you're the product being sold.
Andrew Lewis
In real life, it's good Netiquette to limit yourself to a two drink maximum when social networking. NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
Making your own Netiquette is advanced internet use, but it's not that hard. It's all good. NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
It is proper netiquette to refrain from asking others online about things that make them uncomfortable. NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
Please, do not take the internet literally because it is data. Life happens. Thank you. Netiquette NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
I love social media. I love the connectivity it provides, the creativity it allows, and the breathtaking wealth of information we all have at our fingertips because of it.
Galit Breen
Like, love, follow, friend, and share positive content for good Netiquette. NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
Updates are low quality if we lose more contacts than we gain. It's over posting if all we get is exposure.
David Chiles
The internet is bringing our collective conscious together by showing the good and bad in humanity. Good Netiquette is the outcome.
David Chiles
Somehow, Naomi was of another, newer, generation than Nathan, despite the fact that they were the same age. Nathan seemed to have absorbed his sense of journalistic ethics from old movies about newspaper reporters. For Naomi, internet sampling and scratching was a completely valid form of journalism, presenting no ethical clouds on its open-source horizon. To not be photographed daily, even by oneself, to not be recorded and videoed and dispersed into the turbulent winds of the net, was to court nonexistence.
David Cronenberg
Exfiltrated metadata from internet service providers and social media platforms can be plugged into big data analytics and once the right algorithm is applied, can allow an adversary surgically precise psychographic targeting of critical infrastructure executives with elevated privileges. Why is no one talking about this?
James Scott
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter...with alliteration, no less!
E.A. Bucchianeri
Let your internet engagement show your inner beauty through online actions with Netiquette. NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
Distracted from distraction by distraction
T.S Eliot
Doing the right thing irl (in real life) or online is good netiquette, but it is not always easy. NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.
Neil Gaiman
The only way to neutralize the effect of public journals is to multiply them indefinitely.
Alexis de Tocqueville
The mass communications that could enable our politics for good have instead turned it into a bland conglomeration of stinted opinion cloaked in the occasional media frenzy of blame or denial.
Sara Sheridan
The Media and the internet have taken up the responsibility of molding the young ones amongst us, leaving us to pursuethe careers we treasure.
Oche Otorkpa
More voices means less trust in any given voice.
Eli Pariser
It is never to late to practice proper Netiquette. Start today. Be nice! NetworkEtiquette.net
David Chiles
A bad media creates a bad world and a good media makes the world good. The day all forms of media will stop functioning, we shall get a good understanding of the real meaning, value and impact of the media.
Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

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