Humor Quotes - Page 15

Pure wisdom is the 'fruit of life' banal platitudes are the 'bane of existence'.

It sometimes requires ignorance and arrogance to know something for sure.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

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You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.

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Senses of humor define people, as factions, deeper rooted than religious or political opinions. When carrying out everyday tasks, opinions are rather easy to set aside, but those whom a person shares a sense of humor with are his closest friends. They are always there to make the biggest influence.

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E.A. Bucchianeri

I'm the first to admit that I don't write right. Now, relax and enjoy the show! The sideshow, that is.

What are you going to do? "Can't say - run for president, write -" "Greenwich Village?" "Good heavens, no - I said write - not drink.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

The pen is mightier than the sword unless it's a real sword in which case the guy with the pen should run away fast.

Roger Eschbacher

She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful pieces, herself, sir. You may have met with her 'Ode to an Expiring Frog,' sir.

Charles Dickens

With right fashion, every female would be a flame.

Fashion doesn't make you perfect, but it makes you pretty.

Dresses won't worn out in the wardrobe, but that is not what dresses are designed for.

Dresses don't look beautiful on hangers.

It's time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead.

Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.

True friends chop the onions and cry together.

Ljupka Cvetanova

He was stretched out like he was her own personal playground and she wanted to ride on his equipment for a bit longer.

Why do men always have such high opinions of their cock?

Stop smiling as if I’ve been acquainted with you for ages!

Olga Goa

Everyone thinks to the extent of their own depravity.

Olga Goa

I'm afraid that if we move on to such topics, I won't be able to let you go safe and sound.

Olga Goa

I swear I won't touch you even with a finger until you ask me yourself.

Olga Goa

If you go on touching me, I’ll catch fire before your eyes.

Olga Goa

We seldom learn much from someone with whom we agree.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most adults are knowledgeable to a child, but ignorant for their age.

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Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.

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Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.

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Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don’t have enough road to get up to eighty-eight,” I quoted as I slid into the passenger seat.“‘Roads?’” he replied in an excellent impression of Christopher Lloyd’s eccentric scientist. “‘Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!’” The call-and-response rituals of geeks were a thing of beauty, and allowed said geeks to identify each other across time and space.

Atom Yang

When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.

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Some of the best things that have ever happened to us wouldn’t have happened to us, if it weren’t for some of the worst things that have ever happened to us.

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There’s no such thing as a good or bad person: there are just people who have each been or seem to have been good or bad to you, someone, or some people, thus far.

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Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.

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Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.

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He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.

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There is no such thing as a boring person when you are lonely or extremely bored.

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There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.

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Life curses some poor people with the love of luxury, while it blesses some with the very same thing.

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Only someone who isn’t a fool stands a chance of not being bothered by being deemed a fool by a fool.

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Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.

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The real reason the number of things that are shared via social media every single minute is so astronomical is because, whenever they each do, most users do not share or say something because they believe they have something worth remembering; they do mainly or only because they fear being forgotten.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.

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Showing off is more ridiculous in instances where the thing that is being shown off was bought on credit.

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The second most dangerous thing about money is that it leaves most of the people who have a lot of it with the unshakable belief that they are intelligent and well informed. The most dangerous thing about it is that it leaves most of the people who do not have a lot of money with the very same belief.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.

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Getting through life without a lot of money, possessions, and/or friends is admirable, especially if it is by choice.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We envy people who are extremely old because we wish to live that long, not because we want to be that old.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.

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If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.

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The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.

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Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon.

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With regard to things such as independence, mental capabilities, and sexuality, a very old man is nothing but a gigantic infant with white hair and wrinkles.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not need or even want them or it.

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Some people who have been working out regularly for months or even years are still out of shape because the number of cheat days they have in a week exceeds six.

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Some of the people who hate me love some of the sentences that I have written, until they get to the name of the person to whom the sentences are attributed.

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An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.

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Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.

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You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.

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Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.

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