Fun Quotes - Page 2

What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.

Ana Claudia Antunes

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.

Ljupka Cvetanova

When people complain of your complexity, they fail to remember that they made fun of your simplicity.

Michael Bassey Johnson

Just because you have baggage doesn't mean you have to lug it around.

How in hell did those bombers get up there every single second of our lives! Why doesn't someone want to talk about it! We've started and won two atomic wars since 2022! Is it because we're having so much fun at home we've forgotten the world? Is it because we're so rich and the rest of the world's so poor and we just don't care if they are? I've heard rumors; the world is starving, but we're well fed. Is it true, the world works hard and we play? Is that why we're hated so much? I've heard the rumors about hate too, once in a long while, over the years. Do you know why? I don't, that's sure! Maybe the books can get us half out of the cave. They just might stop us from making the same damn insane mistakes!

We lusty bibliophiles know that reading, unlike just about anything else, is both good for you and loads of fun.

Enjoy without injury, live without loss.

Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.

Bernard Branson

The job of feets is walking, but their hobby is dancing.

Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We may not stay quick, If we are weak or sage, but a lot can squeak As we start to age.

Ana Claudia Antunes

Oh honey, someday a real man is going to make you see stars and you won't even be looking at the sky." Excerpt from Grace Willow's Last Minute Bride

There is a whole world out there waiting to have fun. Show them how it's done!

Gary Rudz

The fun part is finding which thoughts, in that crazy beehive of emotion, are the ones that mass produce the honey.

Curtis Tyrone Jones

This is BLOSSOM!

Katherine Brickley

What if everyone knew what a flower could do?

Katherine Brickley

Smartass Disciple: Master, I don’t need a fairytale.I need you to tell me the truth. Master of Stupidity: It is not funny if you just found it. No drama if no lost at first.

Toba Beta

Smartass Disciplet: Master, why you keep telling about the truth? Nobody hears.Master of Stupidityt: O Yea. They hear but don't listen. Anyway, no fun in silent.

Toba Beta

Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.

When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.

If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.

Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?

P.C. Cast

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out.