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And why would I be hiding from Master Chubb in his own kitchen?" Halt challenged. Again, Horace shrugged innocently. "Well, there was a tray of freshly made pies airing on the windowsill, wasn't there? And you're quite fond of pies, aren't you, Halt?" Halt drew himself up very straight in the saddle. "Are you accusing me of sneaking into that kitchen to steal the pies for myself? Is that it?" His voice and body language simply reeked of injured dignity."Of course not, Halt!" Horace hurried to assure him, and Halt's stiff-shouldered form relaxed a little."I just thought I'd give you the opportunity to confess," Horace added.

John Flanagan

Whatâ€™s going on?â€� Ingrid asked. â€œListen, nothing bad today, please.â€� She pulled a chair out and sat down. Faye stared at her and said the words as quickly as she could. â€œIâ€™m just going to give it to you straight as I can. Mila is a witch.â€� Ingrid busted out with a laugh. â€œI wouldnâ€™t call her that,â€� she said. â€œThatâ€™s a little harsh, isnâ€™t it?â€� She poured the juice into her glass and took a drink. â€œWhat did the brat do this time?â€� She set her glass down.

Taylor Keys

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.

Auliq-Ice

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Happy COUPLES are those who have passed both chemistry and physics!

Mohith Agadi

I am an urchin, standing in the cold, elbowed aside by the glossy rich visitors in their fur coats and ostentatious jewellery, being fussed into the hotel by pompous-looking doormen.t'No problem. I'd better get home, actually Mr – Gustav. A drink is very tempting, but maybe not such a good idea after all.' I pat my pockets. 'And I'm skint.'t 'Pavements not paved with gold yet, eh?' He moves on along the facade of the grand hotel to the corner, and waits. He's staring not back at me but down St James Street. I wage a little war with myself. He's a stranger, remember. tThe newspaper headlines, exaggerated by the time they reach the office of Jake's local rag: Country girl from the sticks raped and murdered in London by suave conman.tEven Poppy would be wagging her metaphorical finger at me by now. Blaming herself for not being there, looking out for me. But we're out in public here. Lots of people around us. He's charming. He's incredibly attractive. He's got a lovely deep, well spoken voice. And he's an entrepreneur who must be bloody rich if he owns more than one house. What the hell else am I going to do with myself when everyone else is out having fun?tOne thing I won't tell him is that my pockets might be empty, but my bank account is full. t'One drink. Then I must get back.'tHe doesn't answer or protest, but with a courtly bow he crooks his elbow and escorts me down St James. We turn right and into the far more subtle splendour of Dukes Hotel. t'Dress code?' I ask nervously, wiping my feet obediently on the huge but welcoming doormat and drifting ahead of him into the smart interior where domed and glassed corridors lead here and there. The foyer smells of mulled wine and candles and entices you to succumb to its perfumed embrace.

Primula Bond

If you look accurately into your life , it is full of fun and enjoyment.

M.F. Moonzajer

...which is where I met my my husband. Not currently my husband. My ex. Though he wasn't that then. I never know how to say that.""Allow my copydesk expertise to intervene: your then-pre-husband, later-to-be-post-husband in his prior-to-ex-husband status.

Tom Rachman

If you don't feel drowsy after lunch and don't yawn in the office, you're not a perfect employee!

Himmilicious

The more things you experience, the more you discover what you really like.The more you discover what you really like, the more you learn what you're really like.The more you learn what you're really like, the more you know what you really want. And why.Share what you want and help make "things" happen.

Dreamcue Staff

I'm not sure if you've noticed this yet, but Jenny Sullivan likes to overuse people's first names. It's a technique she read about in a book called Own It - Take Life By The Bollocks. She once said my name so many times I disconnected from it entirely.

Claire Garber

Arrogance can be deadly.” The corners of his mouth crept up. “But you didn’t hear me say that.

Becca Fitzpatrick

One of the stall doors swings open and a fortyish-year-old woman walks out tucking her shirt into her jeans. Her heavy lined eyes land on Seth. "This is the women's restroom." She points a finger to the door. "Can't you read?""Can't you see that everyone in this club is about twenty years younger than you?" Seth retorts, turning to the mirror. With his pinkie, he messes with bangs. "Now if you'll excuse us, we're going to have some fun.

Jessica Sorensen

...it is more civilized to make fun of life than to bewail it.

Seneca

- I'm so busy doing what I must do that I don't have time for what I ought to do... and I never get a chance to do what I want to do!- Son, that's universal. The way to keep that recipe from killing you is occasionally to do what you want to do anyhow.

Robert A. Heinlein

wash the brush, just beats the devil out of it

Bob Ross

Hey Audrey,I am watching you de-clutter your house,do you need help?

Toni Aleo

A teenage boy with a Mohawk sat across from me, sneering. I’d seen that look before. Why was it a problem to knit in public?“My grandma knits.”I ignored him.“So what are you making, Grandma?” Mohawk’s voice was ugly.I arched my eyebrow. “A cashmere cock ring. Your grandma ever knit one of those?”The kid’s eyes grew wide, and he suddenly became very interested in a four-year-old issue of Teen Vogue.

Leslie Langtry

You only get one go at it... might as well Rock it.

Tommie Vaughn

An earthquake is such fun when it is over.

George Orwell

Sometimes, the inessential is essential.

T.L. Rese

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

William Feather

You don’t pack what you need; you pack what you think you will probably need, taking into account each and every possibility, and then add some more stuff…just in case.

Jayde Scott

Thinking over this thought, this whole thinking makes no sense.

Janosch

All the kids with fancy shoes or clothes, do you know what I got with a family of nine? When ever we said let's play poker, we had a full team of adults right there.

Julia Marriott

It's interesting how interesting uninteresting people get after a few drinks.

Stuart Blythe

Art has one purpose, that is to leave you changed. Love has one purpose, that is to create art.

Julieanne O'Connor

The inhibition of an inhibitor leads to the activation of an inhibitor of an inhibitory pathway. This is the point where most people might be tempted to give up on biochemistry!

Chris Cooper

Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library

PBS Kids

Have fun! Live it up! Be happy! Enjoy every moment!

Lei

Every girl needs a bit of whimsy to remind her that life is a game and it's all about having fun.

Candace Havens

College isn't half as much fun as they told us it was going to be.""It's not one-hundredth as much fun.

Molly Ringle

All jobs are odd, or they would be games or naps or picnics.

Catherynne M. Valente

Let’s be assholes and enjoy the life.

M.F. Moonzajer

It's strange, but I find myself more disillusioned by a man who has such easily persuaded views than I would be by one whose views were entirely opposite but passionately held. Isn't that quixotic of me?

Elizabeth Hoyt

The notion that inspired play (even when audacious, offensive, or obscene) enhances rather than diminishes intellectual vigor and spiritual fulfillment, the notion that in the eyes of the gods the tight-lipped hero and the wet-cheeked victim are frequently inferior to the red-nosed clown, such notions are destined to be a hard sell to those who have E.M. Forster on their bedside table and a clump of dried narcissus up their ass.Not to worry. As long as words and ideas exist, there will be a few misfits who will cavort with them in a spirit of *approfondement*–if I may borrow that marvelous French word that translates roughly as ‘playing easily in the deep’–and in so doing they will occasionally bring to realization Kafka’s belief that ‘a novel should be an ax for the frozen seas around us’.

Tom Robbins

Oh, hell no!" I yell at them. They are not about to negotiate as to whether they get to see my goods. "Denton, I swear to God, if you come over here, I am sending you anthrax in the mail!

Angeline Kace

I have never experienced being daddy, it must be really fun.

M.F. Moonzajer

Time limps when you are not having fun.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A huge part of swimming for me is I love it, and it is so much fun.

Missy Franklin

Kyoya: Some say I only became more calculating but I don't care... because you lose out if you don't have fun, right?

Bisco Hatori

The more you read within a balanced life, the more time you have. Strange but true.

Mark Donnelly

If it pleases you and you can write at all, it's gonna please somebody else.

Charlaine Harris

All round there was a rising tide of beer, widow Désir's barrels had all been broached, beer had rounded all paunches and was overflowing in all directions, from noses, eyes - and elsewhere. People were so blown out and higgledy-piggledy, that everybody's elbows or knees were sticking into his neighbour and everybody thought it great fun to feel his neighbour's elbows. All mouths were grinning from ear to ear in continuous laughter.

Émile Zola

We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous.

Nobita Nobi

Well we can't be having that. One person starts having fun and it turns into an epidemic. Difficult to stop that kind of thing, you know.

Lauren Cagliola Green

Nothing gives a sensation better than a beer! Nothing builds a relation better than a beer!

Anshul Dubey

Fun is not to be plannedIt is to be found

Ihsan

My capacity for having a good time exists. It surfaces, however, on odd occasions.

Renata Adler

I think... the most brilliant thing about being a writer is that if you don't like the way the world is, you can create your own.

Maegan Cook

The music filled the room, making the windows shake. I'd forgotten how much I loved to dance. It didn't take long before I was letting go of Princess Catherine and dancing like Cathy-and it felt good. Free and fun. I bumped butts with Patricia, wrapped a boa around Chadwick, and laughed as Daniel did the YMCA.

Nichole Chase

Do not let anyone tell you that these people made work of play. They simply realized that the most fun lies in seeing and studying the unknown.

Aldo Leopold

I don't always have thoughts, but when I do, they're deep.

Gunnar D Ridgeback (Lori Wittenwiler)

LB Living Better... the only mistake is not to begin.

LB Living Better

i'm like a prickily pear...i'm a prickily pear!!!

zaria teresse thomas

What life is to humor, humor is to life.

Krishna Sagar

Since joining the National Park Service fourteen years ago, Anna had worked every Fourth of July. ... Winding her way through the masses, trying not to get her fragile frame jostled, she realized she preferred it that way. Working on holidays, one wasn't required to have fun. There was no pressure, no disappointments. And she usually had a wonderful time.

Nevada Barr

My greatest discovery has been my love of boredom and to get fun out of it.

Julien Torma

How can you make efficiency a habit, and an enjoyable one at that?

Mani S. Sivasubramanian

Okay. I've got one. Do you think Pluto should still be considered an actual planet in its own right?""Much better. And yes, I do. I had to memorize the planets when I was in third grade, and it was one of them, and I don't like having to relearn things.

Claire LaZebnik

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