Employee Quotes

Most employees don’t really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than their neighbours.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Speaking less and doing more says more.

Kayambila Mpulamasaka

Your Employees is Part of Your Company,If you want to improve your business Treat like friend not like servant.

Oh, this time I was doing the gossiping. You should really dismiss me for disloyalty, not to mention the disrespect I'm showing right now by talking to you like this.

Technical expertise is only a tiny portion of what it takes to be a successful employee and, particularly, a successful leader.

Bad boss? Fire him/her. When you're interviewing for a job, You're job is to interview them. You are an equal.

Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee’s smoke break.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Absolute freedom is an illusion. For while an employed man might be free from starvation, he is a slave to his employer's financial aspirations, and, working-hours.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Belonging to the working class is the economy’s punishment for those who did what they were told to do in class.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The office’ is a cemetery of dreams.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Working overtime is an underpaid man’s salvation.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The employment equation used to be built on a foundation of two-way loyalty. The world has changed. Today, successful employment relationships can only be sustained on a foundation of two-way honesty

Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Job tip: If you were the employer, what kind of person would you most desire as an employee? Be that person.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

Somebody is born. Somebody goes to school. Somebody learns to conform. Somebody types a CV. Somebody gets a job. Somebody follows orders. Somebody gets a golden watch. And then, eventually, Somebody dies. And, a Nobody is buried.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The difference between an Employer and an Employee is that as payday approaches, the Employee is full of hope and expectation while the Employer is full of fear and trepidation

Ankala V Subbarao

Working for OSHA is a horrible job to have. You have to ignore the whistle blowers and send them illegal letters saying that you cannot find any problems. I have a lot of those fraudulent letters, as I have been through OSHA twice. Once as the utility company employee and once as the utility company subcontractor employee. It is a disgusting & blatently corrupt system.

He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Pride adversely affects all our relationships—our relationship with God and His servants, between husband and wife, parent and child, employer and employee, teacher and student, and all mankind. Our degree of pride determines how we treat our God and our brothers and sisters. Christ wants to lift us to where He is. Do we desire to do the same for others?

Ezra Taft Benson

You can be the most productive and most effective, but politics show up as ego, jealousy and sabotage from bosses who can’t perform.

What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You know that when ex-military personnel start assassinating their own government's agents that something funky is going on.

Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The upper management team had informed me that an employee that worked for me was a poor performer and would be terminated soon. This employee was clearly displaying mental health issues that were causing problems in the workplace. When I followed the company procedures and reported this to human resources, their response was to inform me that my contract would not be renewed and I would be immediately fired if anyone complained about me. This was my introduction to how mental health issues are handled in the USA.

As a manager, I was able to put the USA workplace mental health system to the test. In each of three separate companies there was an employee that was displaying mental health issues and I reported this to the human resources department. The outcome: I was terminated every time. The conclusion: Reporting mental health issues in USA employees will lose you your job!

Life ups the self-esteem of a low-paid man by giving him things that the high-paid man that he envies cannot buy (intellect, looks, sex appeal, etc.).

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The code-of-ethics playlist:o Treat your colleagues, family, and friends with respect, dignity, fairness, and courtesy.o Pride yourself in the diversity of your experience and know that you have a lot to offer.o Commit to creating and supporting a world that is free of discrimination, harassment, and retaliation.o Have balance in your life and help others to do the same.o Invest in yourself, achieve ongoing enhancement of your skills, and continually upgrade your abilities.o Be approachable, listen carefully, and look people directly in the eyes when speaking.o Be involved, know what is expected from you, and let others know what is expected from them.o Recognize and acknowledge achievement.o Celebrate, relive, and communicate your successes on an ongoing basis.

Remember, before they promoted to the chair of CEO, they were the best employees of their companies.

The PC principle is to always treat your employees exactly as you want them to treat your best customers.

Stephen R. Covey

The vacancy in your heart doesn't connotes that nobody is seeking for the job of servicing your feelings, but because the employee must first have all the necessary credentials needed for the job.

Michael Bassey Johnson

Providing employment is the best form of social service, as it serves you, others, your country, your world - the entire society.

Children imitate their parents, employees their managers.

My men are my money.

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