Eat Quotes

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.

I started smoking to lose weight. After I dropped that lung I felt pretty good.

You can tell German wine from vinegar ... by the label.

Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

I've noticed the customers in health food stores. They are pale skinny people who usually look half dead. In a steak house you see robust ruddy people. They're dying of course but they look terrific.

Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.

Anonymous

I've never been drunk but often I've been overserved.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.

I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn't pronounce it.

Anonymous

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?

Jay Leno

According to my doctor it's okay to drink like a fish - as long as I drink what the fish drinks.

Anonymous

I find the more I drink the more interesting others become.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.

Robert Benchley

An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.

Alvan L. Barach

Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses.

Anonymous

Most people hate the taste of beer to begin with. It is however a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.

Winston Churchill

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

He who laughs lasts.

I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.

For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.

I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Hey, Ms. P," Tad called, "what's going on?"She let out a slow breath before she answered. "You won't believe this... Brian Murrey tried to eat Scott Morgan."Nick's eyes widened at the unexpected explanation. Had he heard that right?

Sherrilyn Kenyon

The basic formula of life... SURVIVE. EAT. SHIT. FUCK. BUY A HOUSE and DIE. It's all been scripted. But there's no need to see the second act. You already know how the play ends, don't you?

Andrew Armacost

There are always two figures in a marriage, two votes, two conflicting sets of decisions, desires and limitations.

Elizabeth Gilbert

I equal parts loved him and could not stand him. I couldn't wake him to share in my distress.

Elizabeth Gilbert

He said, "Just as there exists in writing a literal truth and a poetic truth, there also exists in a human being a literal anatomy and a poetic anatomy. One, you can see; one, you cannot. One is made of bones and teeth and flesh; the other is made of energy and memory and faith. But both are equally true.

Elizabeth Gilbert

Her solitary nature means she needs a family to keep her from loneliness my gregarious nature means I will never have to worry about being alone...

Elizabeth Gilbert

You have no idea how strong my love is!

Elizabeth Gilbert

He was powerful and I died of love in his shadow.

Elizabeth Gilbert

--Hero!? Forget it! We're Pirates! I love heroes but I don't wanna become one! Do you even know what it takes to be a Hero!?Lets say you have some meat okay? Now a Pirate would chomp down on that bad boy, but a hero would share it with everyone!! I want to eat meat!""--Hero!? Forget it! We're Pirates! I love heroes but I don't wanna become one! Do you even know what it takes to be a Hero!?Lets say you have some meat okay? Now a Pirate would chomp down on that bad boy, but a hero would share it with everyone!! I want to eat meat!" - Monkey D. Luffy

I'm crazy, boy. I'm a madman. I could eat both of you for dinner and love every bite.

I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy.

If you give money to poor guy he knows how to spend them, so if you have money which are redundant give them too a poor person. He will probably buy something for eat or he will get out of his misery.

Sure, I eat because I have to. But I also eat because I want to. It is one of life’s few pleasures.

Tony DiTerlizzi

ALL SAY I AM SWEET,SINCE I NEVER CHEAT,I DO THINGS NEAT,WHETHER IT IS TO EAT,FOR WELL-WISHERS I HAVE A TREAT,TODAY I STAND ON MY FEET.

When you are fed with the spoon of betrayal, you can choose to spit it out and live or swallow it and die

Ikechukwu Izuakor

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

Not only are you what you eat, but you also can be what's eating you. Don't become your problems or let them overtake you.

Anthony Liccione

I once saw you in a tuxedo and all I wanted to do is eat.

If you can control what you eat, you can control all other aspects in you life.

What do you do with humans? You eat from them just a little, if they are delicious. You delight in their flesh sometimes, if they are not tedious.

Benjanun Sriduangkaew

When the last tree has been cut down, the last fish caught, the last river poisoned, only then will we realize that one cannot eat money.

Native American Saying

Movies aren't scare, they are part of the scary stuff. But the scary thing is the truth, what more scary than that??What will happen if you understand what you eat now, what you drink?? You get disadvantages??...You don't want to make you look negative side, do you?

Cornflakes was mainly build because of the reason masturbating. The creator thought that if you eat healty food you won't masturbate... is he right?

What am I doing here?” she demanded, bewildered.“You’re having dinner,” her little brother said.“Stop it! I’m not hungry. Stop it!”John held the spoon in front of her. His cherubic face was dark with anger. “You said you wouldn’t leave me.”“What are you talking about?” Mary demanded.“You said you wouldn’t do it. You wouldn’t leave me alone,” John said. “But you tried, didn’t you?”“I don’t know what you’re babbling about.” She noticed Astrid then, leaning against a filing cabinet. Astrid looked like she’d been dragged through the middle of a dog fight. Little Pete was sitting cross-legged, rocking back and forth. He was chanting, “Good-bye, Nestor. Good-bye, Nestor.”“Mary, you have an eating disorder,” Astrid said. “The secret is out. So cut the crap.”“Eat,” John ordered, and shoved a spoonful of food in her mouth. None too gently.“Swallow,” John ordered.“Let me—”“Shut up, Mary.

To eat the forbidden is to disobey the law of God

Too many people die in our world today because, they don’t eat well, rest well, play well and live well.

Eat Ice Cream. Read Books. Be Happy.

And sure, I know if you eat this way you'll die. So? If you don't eat this way you're still going to die. Why not die happy?

Be ordinary, but bring a quality of awareness to your ordinary life. Bring God to your ordinary life introduce God into your ordinary life. Sleep, eat, love, pray, meditate, but don’t think that you are making or doing something special—and then you will be special.

Osho

Successful people realize the importance of a healthy body and a healthy mind. They know that the two are inextricably inter-linked and imperative for their smooth functioning. They follow a strict regimen of healthy habits which include right eating, adherence to meal times, a holistic exercise plan that suits one’ s age and a mind full of positivity. It is established that the first three invariably impact the fourth.

An unhealthy life is destined to end with an unhealthy death.

Your health is a testament to your life. The better your quality of health, in all likelihood the longer your life.

Health first, then everything else.

I don't think I'll ever grow old and say, "What was I thinking eating all those fruits and vegetables?

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