Dwarf Quotes

He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Sorry, there’s just not enough mead to go around.

I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible.

George R.R. Martin

I suppose a human's carriage is a dwarf's bus.

One of the dwarfs walked in front of Thor to get a better view of the prye, and Thor kicked him irritably into the middle of the flames, which made Thor feel slightly better and made all the dwarfs feel much worse.

The less courage you have, the more dwarf you shall be; the more courage you have, the more giant you shall be!

Mehmet Murat ildan

..There were two undeniable truths in the Realms: It was very easy to overestimate a drow and even easier to underestimate a dwarf.

Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana