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And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.
Augusten Burroughs
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Ogden Nash
She picked up the stout and took a sip. It slid down her throat like silk.
Sara Sheridan
... drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate democrat
Terry Pratchett
I better understood the little lies that liquor told, lifting spirits and drowning sorrows while withholding the whole truth--that, in the end, it is the spirit in peril of drowning. Sorrows have gills.
Charles M. Blow
You're a bad man who made her pound a shot of Jäger.
Yuhta Nishio
There was a tacit understanding between them that 'liquor helped' growing more miserable with every glass one hoped for the moment of relief.
Graham Greene
Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.
Friedrich Nietzsche
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Dorothy Parker
For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually, I had to give it up. Throughout the next twenty-two years I lay still and discovered that after a few minutes I could drop off with no problem. Follow seven beers with a couple of scotches and a thimble of good marijuana, and it’s funny how sleep just sort of comes on its own. Often I never even made it to the bed. I’d squat down to pet the cat and wake up on the floor eight hours later, having lost a perfectly good excuse to change my clothes. I’m now told that this is not called “going to sleep” but rather “passing out,” a phrase that carries a distinct hint of judgment.
David Sedaris
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