Crazy Quotes - Page 2

I suppose if you take one part asshole and mix one part drugs, then stir in too much money for a man’s own good, this is the kind of crazy gravy you end up with.

A. Violet End

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow

Josh Stern

If the universe was scientific and just left to itself, then we’d have statistical probabilities to rely on. But once people are involved it sometimes becomes much more problematic because they’re erratic. People do crazy things that don’t make sense.

Sara Sheridan

Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub

Josh Stern

Probably you should stay out of my head. It’s not a friendly place.

Kiersten White

He’s like an old clock the won’t tell time but won’t stop neither with the hands bend out of shape and the face bare of numbers and the alarm rusted silent, an old worthless clock that keeps ticking and cuckooing without meaning nothing.

Ken Kesey

Everyone here is insane. I am the insanest of the insane.

Kiersten White

A world between my fingers.

Andrew Smith

Cole gets up and then says, “Adam. Five texts. I can read them to you.” He pauses. “Unless they’re personal.” I roll my eyes. “Not that it’s any of your business, but I’m pretty sure he’s desperately in love with my sister.” Cole snorts. “He’s crazy.” “He’d have to be, right?

Kiersten White

When you are in love, you do all sorts of crazy, impossible things with and for the person you love.

M.F. Moonzajer

I have to trust that, or I’ll lose my mind. Well, lose it more.

Kiersten White

Crazy must run in your family,” he says.“You do know Fia!” I blurt, then bite my lip.

Kiersten White

It's no wonder I became a monster, too.

Andrew Smith

Be a crazy beloved to find your crazy lover.

M.F. Moonzajer

Ah,' thought the king sadly, shrugging his shoulders, "I see clearly that if one has a crazy wife, one cannot avoid being a fool.'("Queen Fantasque")

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Not a very pretty world, is it?""Which one?

Andrew Smith

But Jack doesn'

Andrew Smith

You’re crazy,” he hisses. “Too true.

Kiersten White

So this is how the merchant ship won’t follow us,” I mumbled, “They aren’t insane enough to join the party.

Katherine McIntyre

I am going to build something big for you.

Andrew Smith

Day had gotten a little nervous during one session when the doctor asked God how he would handle someone hurting Day now and his lover responded by jerking one side of his leather coat open and pulling his long blade from its sheathe. “Easy, I’d cut their fucking arm off and beat the shit out of them with it,” he’d said. But Day quickly started laughing and told the concerned doctor that his partner was just playing. After popping God hard in his stomach, God agreed and said he was indeed joking. When the doctor went back to writing on her legal pad, God mouthed to him, “No I’m not.

A.E. Via

There really is no sense in pretending to be normal. Just be you because the moment you do, weirder things happen. Crazy comes back into fashion and every woman has to go out and find her some.

Shannon L. Alder

Life is crazy, unexpected, and endlessly beautiful.

Daniel Wallock

Once I had her clean, I wrapped her in a towel and carried her back to the bed. A small red bloodstain was on the sheets, and again the possessive monster inside me threw back his head and roared his pleasure. I stood there holding her and letting the proof I was the only man to be inside her wash over me.Blythe turned her head, and I felt her stiffen in my arms. “Oh, I can clean that up,” she said, starting to wiggle.I pulled her tighter to my chest. “No. I’m going to dry you off and hold you some more. I like seeing that blood. I did that,” The pleasure in my voice made Blythe smile.

Abbi Glines

Eh bien, then, you are crazy, or appear crazy or you think you are crazy, and possibly you may be crazy.

Agatha Christie

How are you doing, son?""If you don't get started, I'll rip out your heart and have it for breakfast."- Michael to Solo

Gena Showalter

But when you say crazy, that describes very well what the general appearance may be to ordinary, everyday people.

Agatha Christie

I was told I have obsessive behavioral traits. I looked up everything to do with obsession after that.

Willow Madison

I came away with the impression that this guy was either the most forward-thinking finance expert on the planet, or a crack smoker who simply placed his hands on the keyboard, attached electric stimuli to his genitalia, flipped the switch, and started typing.

Robert T. Kiyosaki

Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.

Niels Bohr

She may be crazy but at least she isn't you.

Donna Lynn Hope

Which college?''Hmm?''Which college do you go to?'Fletcher nodded. 'Yes.''I'm sorry?''Oh,' Fletcher said, and laughed.Valkyrie's parents looked at Fletcher in near bewilderment. Fletcher looked back at them in total bewilderment. Valkyrie shook her head.

Derek Landy

When you feel like you're crazy because you think differently than the people around you, God sends a confirmation that you've not lost it.

Assegid Habtewold

It's kind of spooky when you are caught talking to God everybody thinks you're nuts. They used to call you a prophet.

Paul Zindel

All right, baby," Daphne crooned."Talk to Mama and tell me all your secrets. . . .

Jennifer Estep

I wished for death," he whispered, and the words took the smile from both our lips.His gaze met mine again, this time it was earnest and beseeching. "I knew I could not leave you behind, so I planned to kill you first. I could not. I sat here with the pistol at your head for a long time. I thought of...how much you loved me, that you would make such a request, and...I could not. So I am chained here in this life, with you." He shook his head quickly. "Non, that did not sound as it should. I...will not betray you by leaving you alone, and I cannot take you with me, so I will remain, because I love you.

W.A. Hoffman

People may do crazy things for love, but they will also do amazing things for money.

M.F. Moonzajer

It never stops to amaze me how God sends the right people at the right stage of your life as a confirmation to let you know that you're not crazy.

Assegid Habtewold

I ate a lot of candy and engaged in light stalking: I prowled Blythe’s Instagram and Twitter, I read her reviews, considered photos of her baked goods and watched from a distance as she got on her soapbox – at one point bragging she was the only person she knew who used her real name and profession online. As my fascination mounted, and my self-loathing deepened, I reminded myself that there are worse things than rabid bloggers (cancer, for instance) and that people suffer greater degradations than becoming writers. But still, I wanted to respond.

Kathleen Hale

...and I know -I just know- you can remind me what it feels like to have someone look at me and love me with wanting me to be something else.

Amy Reed

If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain to ask if it includes in-patient psychiatric care.

David C. Holley

Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must live.

Charles Bukowski

Have to be honest with you Darquesse, I cannot feel that. That must be one of your special abilities, because to me, it looks like you just killed a whole bunch of people for no reason.""Oh," said Darquesse. "That's so sad

Derek Landy

Quit analyzing me. My crazy needs no definition.

K.F. Breene

You love someone. You don’t leave her to drown. And you don’t tell her she’s crazier than she already knows that she is!

Caitlín R. Kiernan

If you can't beat em. Become as crazy as a fuckin' loon and enjoy the ride.

Mark Tufo

I was much crazier than I had imagined. Or maybe it was a bad idea to read DSM-IV when you're not a trained professional. Or maybe the American Psychiatric Association had a crazy desire to label all life a mental disorder.

Jon Ronson

Very gently Jacques lowered her feet to the ground, retaining possession of her waist to help her trembling legs hold her up. Shea raised a hand to push back her rain-slick hair. He caught her fingers and raised her palm to his mouth. “You are the most beautiful sight I have ever seen.” She smiled, shook her head at him. “You’re crazy, you know that? This is one of the most magnificent lightning storms I’ve ever seen, and I didn’t even notice until now.” He grinned at her suggestively, rubbed the bridge of his nose. “Says something.” “Exactly,” she agreed. “You’re crazy, and I must be, too.

Christine Feehan

Try to look less conspicuous,” he instructed. A dog barked, rushed to the end of its lead, and bared its teeth. Gregori turned his head and hissed, exposing white fangs. The dog stopped its aggression instantly, yelped in alarm, and retreated whining. “What are you doing?” Savannah demanded, outraged. “Getting a feel for the place,” he said absently, his mind clearly on other matters, his senses tuned to the world around him. “Everyone is crazy here, Savannah. You are going to fit right in.” He ruffled her hair affectionately.

Christine Feehan

Anyway, Arianna and I left the castle very late one evening. I knew the knight on guard at the drawbridge so I hit hit him over the head because I didn't want to hurt him.Garion blinked."I knew he'd be honor-bound to try to stop us," Lelldorin explained. "I didn't want to have to kill him, so I hit him over the head.""I suppose that makes sense," Garion said dubiously."Arianna's almost positive he won't die.""DIE?""I hit him just a little too hard, I think.

David Eddings

When you sit tranquilly, you set a great example to the people who rush around in panic and thus you show the crazy waves the beauty of being a calm lake!

Mehmet Murat ildan

He is as good as anybody in this parish! He is very particular, too, about going to church-yes, he is!''I am afeard nobody ever saw him there. I never did, certainly.''The reason of that is,' she said eagerly, 'that he goes in privately by the old tower door, just when the service commences, and sits at the back of the gallery. He told me so.'This supreme instance of Troy's goodness fell upon Gabriel's ears like the thirteenth stroke of a crazy clock. It was not only received with utter incredulity as regarded itself, but threw doubt on all the assurances that had preceded it.

Thomas Hardy

She remembered something she overheard at a dinner party -- Everyone loses their mind at least once in this lifetime. Everyone.

Lawren Leo

The first time I was told that I had a brain injury, I immediately thought to myself, "I'm not crazy.

Amy Rankin

[B]eing very smart must also make you just a little bit crazy.

Cassie Beasley

This supreme instance of Troy's goodness fell upon Gabriel's ears like the thirteenth stroke of a crazy clock.

Thomas Hardy

The difference between your crazy and my crazy is that you don't think you're crazy.

Steve Maraboli

Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter!

I.B. Nosey

All the little birdies had flown out of this man's tree.

Sue Grafton

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