Crazy Quotes

We're clear," she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that

People are all crazy... but the craziest are the ones who never allow themselves to be crazy.

Most people think Marv is crazy, but I don't believe that. I'm no shrink and I'm not saying I've got Marv all figured out or anything, but "crazy" just doesn't explain him. Not to me. Sometimes I think he's retarded, a big, brutal kid who never learned the ground rules about how people are supposed to act around each other. But that doesn't have the right ring to it either. No, it's more like there's nothing wrong with Marv, nothing at all--except that he had the rotten luck of being born at the wrong time in history. He'd have been okay if he'd been born a couple of thousand years ago. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield, swinging an ax into somebody's face. Or in a roman arena, taking a sword to other gladiators like him. They'd have tossed him girls like Nancy, back then.

I'm ain't crazy to be normal

It was clear that in a past life the detective had been a phone booth beside an empty highway.

The baby boom eventually prompted Hubbard to order that no one could get pregnant without his permission; according to several Sea Org members, any woman disobeying his command would be "off-loaded" to another Scientology organization or flown to New York for an abortion.

Lawrence Wright

I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it depended on whether or not the dog answered.

Deb Baker

Being crazy of someone might seem cheap, but what if your life is priceless without that person.

Reading, writing, eating and sleeping; either makes you crazy or scholar.

When you're rich, 'crazy' is just 'eccentric'.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

That's crazy," I say"In case you hadn't noticed, the whole world has gone crazy. It's time to adapt or die.""By throwing crazy at crazy?

Susan Ee

You need to decide to stop letting their crazy box you in.

Ella Fox

Kenzie took two staggering steps backward, staring at the feeline as if in a daze. "O-kay," she breathed, shaking her head slightly. "A cat. A cat that talks. I'm going crazy." she glanced at me. " Or you slipped something into my drink at the tournament. One or the other.

There were pecans, there were cashews and then there was just plain nuts.

Well, they never know they're ill, do they? You can't diagnose yourself with the same organ that has the disease, just like you can't see your own eyeball. So, I suppose you just feel normal and the rest of the world seems to go crazy around you.

You drive me crazy!""You were always crazy. I just highlight it.

All right. Talk to me darlin'. You're not insane. A little crazy, but not insane. And this...everything you've gotten...in the last few days...do you know how many people would kill for this?""But...

Shelly Laurenston

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind! There was something so special about that place...even your emotions had an echo...and so much space!

I believe that everyone in the world is crazy except you and me. And even you're a little bit strange.

Christopher Doyle

Go ahead, nigga,” Jah said, aiming the pistol at the cabdriver’s face. “You got some frog in you?

K'wan

A tightness in my chest came out of nowhere. As I listened to Amanda reassure my brother, I wanted to pull her into my arms and cry. How damn crazy was that? This girl was making me a nutcase.

Not being able to fully understand God is frustrating but it is ridiculous for us to think we have the right to limit God to something we are capable of comprehending. What a stunted, insignificant god that would be! If my mind is the size of a soda can and God is the size of all the oceans, it would be stupid for me to say He is only the small amount of water I can scoop into my little can. God is so much bigger, so far beyond our time-encased, air/food/sleep-dependent lives.

I'm liking that I can throw any kind of sentence at her without worrying it's too out there.

But I'm insane. You're crazy. Maybe that's why, We can just make crazy together.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.

James Patterson

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months

There are two characters in me: a doodler and a tuner. And the only thing that makes me go crazy is when they both fight for their turn.

I love redheads. It’s not the hair color, it’s the crazy.

He twisted at the waist and stretched out on his side. “You’re a bit crazy. You throw apples in people’s faces when you’re angry. You go off half-cocked half the time. It entertains me to no end. So if you are irrational, I hope you stay that way. I love it.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

we're all freaks sometimes, Melody," he replied. "You're just... well, better at it than most.

Brandon Sanderson

Please tell me you don't go around saying crap like that to everyone. No wonder no one in town ever talks to us. Wealthy families always have a crazy person or two. Is that really the role you want to play, Vi?""We're not wealthy anymore. Remember? So if I'm crazy, no one will care.

April Genevieve Tucholke

Seriously, that woman is so much crazy crammed into a small space that she's practically a crazy singularity.

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

I will meet you in the next three days. In the name of God Almighty, I proclaim the end of the world in this century. All the world will be destroyed, every human being will die. I am not God, I am not son of God, I am Christ eternal.

Mehmet Ali Ağca

The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification

Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco

I act like shit don’t phase me inside it drives me crazy, my insecurities could eat me alive

Eminem

Couldn't I just be a bit loony instead of gifted?

I was determined to stay off the see-saw of crazy

We all have our routines," he said softly."But they must have a purpose and provide an outcome that we can see and take some comfort from, or else they have no use at all. Without that, they are like the endless pacings of a caged animal. If they are not madness itself, then they are a prelude to it.

am i insane" asked alice"yes, but all the best people are" replied her father

I’m going crazy, Louis thought wonderingly. Wheeeeee!

She was crazy but he needed her. Oh I am in so much trouble he thought, and stared blindly up at the ceiling as the droplets of sweat began to gather on his forehead again.

I also found it particularly encouraging that the decent people in his life were now outnumbering the crazy bitches

We all act crazy when we fall in love, stupid when we miss them, and insane when we lose them.

Once everyone thought you were crazy, they ignored you even when you told the truth.

Thomm Quackenbush

Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.

You're fucking crazy," he finally said, as though just realizing that. Hell, he had been with her how long now? Surely forever. And he was just now seeing that? Poor guy, he was just slow.

A career in the arts can make anyone crazy.

Christopher Bram

I was now privy to how a calm, average , peace-loving individual can suddenly get infected with a special kind of crazy. Higher reasoning is replaced with killer animal instincts.

This was exhausting. If she was going to make this kind of emotional investment in someone, he should at least be a proper boyfriend. But for a casual fling? She could drive herself crazy.

Lauren Weisberger

What do you call falling when the world is standing upside down?

Search

Crazy was better than in love. You could walk away from crazy without regrets.

We are never short of craziness

You must be crazy, after all, if a bird loves you.

You aren’t crazy,’ he says. ‘What?’ ‘I’ve known you all your life, and you’ve always tried to hide the parts of yourself that you think are wrong. But nothing is wrong with you.’ Those may be the best words he’s ever said to me.

Lauren DeStefano

There is nothing more reassuring than knowing that the world is crazier than you are.

Dr. Erik Selvig Thor The Dark World

I'd always thought that in another world, in another time, if he hadn't been so crazy abusive, Tristan and I could have been a beautiful thing. Our connection could have been the work of art that every other relationship fell short against. I could feel it now in the way he held my hand. I could feel it in the way my heart stirred when I heard his voice.

I've said that he and I had been crazyfor each other. But maybe my ex and I were notcrazy for each other. Maybe wewere sane for each other, as if our desirewas almost not even personal -it was personal, but that hardly mattered, since thereseemed to be no other womanor man in the world.

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