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Oh God, can I keep you? You don’t need batteries, do you?
Barbara Elsborg
Hey, you’re not supposed to find our magnificent organs amusing.
Barbara Elsborg
The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax.”…“Try hanging off the ceiling and dropping it from there.
Barbara Elsborg
That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.
Barbara Elsborg
Books to read. Bitches to push out of the door.
Barbara Elsborg
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