Aphorist Quotes - Page 2

Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.

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Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

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Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.

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Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.

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Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.

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The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.

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Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.

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We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

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Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.

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There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

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Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.

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Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.

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He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.

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Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.

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Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.

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We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.

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The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

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We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.

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Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.

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Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

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We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.

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Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally important, their neighbours know that.

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It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

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Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.

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It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

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Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.

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One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.

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It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

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You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.

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Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.

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