Aphorisms Quotes

There are 31.536.000 seconds in a year. I am counting down every second.

Ljupka Cvetanova

An aphorism needn't be true, but it should sound true.

I don't represent anyone's opinion. Not even my own. I'm neutral.

Ljupka Cvetanova

People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Gullibility is a knife at the throat of civilization.

I have nothing to lose. I keep all my valuables in a safe.

Ljupka Cvetanova

Water flows, but never changes. It's always H2O.

Ljupka Cvetanova

The only way to fight nostalgia is to listen to somebody else's nostalgia

The true basis and propaedeutic for all knowledge of human nature is the persuasion that a man's actions are, essentially and as a whole, not directed by his reason and its designs; so that no one becomes this or that because he wants to, though he want to never so much, but that his conduct proceeds from his inborn and inalterable character, is narrowly and in particulars determined by motivation, and is thus necessarily the product of these two factors.

Arthur Schopenhauer

The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot!

It takes two to bribe.

Ljupka Cvetanova

Dear God, save us from The Church!

Ljupka Cvetanova

People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Smile out loud! Make them wonder.

Ljupka Cvetanova

Treat me as I am,and that I shall remain.Treat me as I wish to be,and that I shall become.

She is the light,at the end of this endless tunnel.

No misery ever so beautiful than the one this mind creates.

You burn like a candleinside my soul,showing me a waythrough this darkness.

Don't judge a book by its cover. Judge it by its publisher.

Ljupka Cvetanova

While the truth is putting on its shoes, the lie becomes a champion of a long-distance running.

Ljupka Cvetanova

Don't draw the line before stupidity. It'll take it as a start.

Ljupka Cvetanova

It's shameful for a devil to be good.

Ljupka Cvetanova

Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been intruded by blacks.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When they are all thinking alike, they aren't thinking at all.

Ljupka Cvetanova

To many people chess is an extreme sport. It requires a lot of thinking.

Ljupka Cvetanova

He has the feeling that merely by being alive he is blocking his own way. From this sense of hindrance, in turn, he deduces the proof that he is alive.

Body language has no translation.

Ljupka Cvetanova

Answers were always important, but they were seldom easy.

Patrick Rothfuss

Stairs to success are made of people.

Ljupka Cvetanova

We are not as important to most people as we are to ourselves. As a matter of fact, we are—to most people—not important at all.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An agnostic is a creature that is religiously skeptical whenever it is told that God exists … or that He doesn’t.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A blink of an eye is what separates you from reality.

Ljupka Cvetanova

Even the wheel of fortune can run over you.

Ljupka Cvetanova

Don't let the devil fool you! Unless he's handsome.

Ljupka Cvetanova

Selfie-centered person!

Ljupka Cvetanova

I'm not a saint! Thanks God!

Ljupka Cvetanova

I don't like him. He makes me laugh. It'll wrinkle my face.

Ljupka Cvetanova

Everything is possible, but where can I find everything?!

Ljupka Cvetanova

It's not over till the fat lady eats!

Ljupka Cvetanova

In searching for myself, I have created myself.

Ljupka Cvetanova

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

Ljupka Cvetanova

No air, no balloons!

Ljupka Cvetanova

A criminal always returns home.

Ljupka Cvetanova

Say not you know another entirely, till you have divided an inheritance with him.

Johann Kaspar Lavater

If there is anyone who owes everything to Bach, it is certainly God.

To have luck and fail to act on it is tantamount to not having luck at all. In fact, it was worse. Barnes thought back to his self-help manuals. They all proclaimed with compelling force the necessity of recognizing opportunity then seizing it when it stuck.

Joseph G. Peterson

Culture is a symbolic veil with which we hide our animal nature from ourselves … and other animals.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.

Ljupka Cvetanova

We are entitled to violate history, provided that it results in handsome offspring.

Alexandre Dumas

If e-book readers were invented before print books, (petty things such as) the smell of ink would have been some people’s only reason for not abandoning e-books.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We sometimes reveal how ignorant or bored we were when we read a book by giving it 5-stars.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.

Ljupka Cvetanova

Sexual starvation forces a heterosexual man to see beauty in every single female who he can sleep with without his society’s disapproval.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life is a circle. It spins you around.

Ljupka Cvetanova

Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Poets, you always write about women worth dying for. Write, for a change, something about the ones worth living for!

Ljupka Cvetanova

Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.

Ljupka Cvetanova

While the truth is putting on its shoes, the lie becomes a president!

Ljupka Cvetanova

The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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