Aphorism Quotes - Page 2

Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.

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Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.

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When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.

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There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.

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There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.

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A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.

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An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.

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Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

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We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.

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Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.

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Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

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Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.

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Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.

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Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.

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The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.

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Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.

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We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

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Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.

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There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

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Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.

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Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.

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Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.

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Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.

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People would rather be equal thank free.

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The word is my weapon. FIRE!

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You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.

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It’s easy to count other people’s mistakes. Make your own if you can.

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The middle class were invented to give the poor hope; the poor, to make the rich feel special; the rich, to humble the middle class.

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To evade arrogance, remind yourself (from time to time) that your talent or success could have been better. To be thankful, remind yourself (every now and then) that your illness or failure could have been worse.

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We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.

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Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

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Hide in the morrow. No one will look for you there.

Ljupka Cvetanova

Hide in the mirror. No one will look for you there.

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When you are a child at home alone, you’re afraid someone might come; when you are old and at home alone, you’re afraid no one will come.

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Modesty is fear.

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We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.

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Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally important, their neighbours know that.

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It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

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It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

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Love doesn't go away overnight. It sometimes stays for coffee.

Ljupka Cvetanova

It sometimes requires ignorance and arrogance to know something for sure.

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It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

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You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.

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Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror.

Ljupka Cvetanova

We seldom learn much from someone with whom we agree.

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Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.

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Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.

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When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.

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Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.

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Some of the best things that have ever happened to us wouldn’t have happened to us, if it weren’t for some of the worst things that have ever happened to us.

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Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.

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Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.

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He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.

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There is no such thing as a boring person when you are lonely or extremely bored.

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Life curses some poor people with the love of luxury, while it blesses some with the very same thing.

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Only someone who isn’t a fool stands a chance of not being bothered by being deemed a fool by a fool.

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Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.

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The real reason the number of things that are shared via social media every single minute is so astronomical is because, whenever they each do, most users do not share or say something because they believe they have something worth remembering; they do mainly or only because they fear being forgotten.

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Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.

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The second most dangerous thing about money is that it leaves most of the people who have a lot of it with the unshakable belief that they are intelligent and well informed. The most dangerous thing about it is that it leaves most of the people who do not have a lot of money with the very same belief.

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