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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any. - Quote by Will Advise

When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don’t have any.

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