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Aw, so he used you as a penis cozy and then left? Guys are pigs.

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If you try to leave me like this, I will haunt you until the end of your days. I will drop out of classes and become a hobo and will leave you little garbage sculptures telling you how much I love you. Every morning. Right at front of your door. You will never be rid of me.
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Being kidnapped and abused by the undead was worse than calculus, but not by a wide margin.
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Kissing a stranger because that is what is done presages an unhappy year not for any supernatural reason, but because you are unsatisfied enough with your lot in life to put your lips on the line for a fallacy.
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