A specialist’s mind is a slave to his specialization.
With the exception of a gun, starvation is the only thing that is capable of making an insane man lose his mind.
Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.
To increase the odds of being thanked, some people compliment some people; some make kids.
Technology has transformed the world into a global village. And communities, families, friends, etc., into local islands.
Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person.
Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.
The only reason that some people aren’t ashamed of their parents and/or siblings is because they know that we know that they did not choose them.
*Prostitution* is a euphemism for rape incidents that the victim and the economy profits from.
A poor but confident man is as hard to find as a rich but shy man.
Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.
It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy every random person who made or makes a lot of money (or money that exceeds what you made or make).
The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.
In some cases, it is the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that has left her man for another.
In many cases, it was the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that fell for her man.
Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage.
Men (who cheat) do not cheat because they are dogs. They are (regarded as) dogs because they cheat.
You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person.
When you love someone, you end up caring about each and every person they love. When you hate someone, you end up caring about every single person who hates them.
Being called ‘love’ or ‘my love’ by someone doesn’t necessarily mean that you are loved or even liked by them.
For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.
If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.
We are, or rather our natural desire to evade pain and to attain pleasure is, the primary reason we do or say every single thing we do or say.
There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.
Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.
Culture is a symbolic veil with which we hide our animal nature from ourselves … and other animals.
The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.
There is more to life than making a living. Do not work more than you live.
Man is an extremely complex creature: he usually acts in an unselfish manner for selfish reasons.
If e-book readers were invented before print books, (petty things such as) the smell of ink would have been some people’s only reason for not abandoning e-books.
We sometimes reveal how ignorant or bored we were when we read a book by giving it 5-stars.
Some artists benefit less from being interviewed than they do from being left alone.
An artist that makes art merely to meet a demand is a slave to what his patrons wants to see, or, hear.
One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex.
Sexual starvation forces a heterosexual man to see beauty in every single female who he can sleep with without his society’s disapproval.
Looks sure can be deceiving: not every ‘ugly’ person is a ‘bad’ person (or is guilty of whatever it is that they are accused of).
The only way to truly help most drug addicts and most alcoholics is to—instead of them—change reality.
People who complain about something that they cannot do anything about are as irritating as those who complain about something that they can do something about.
Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.
Some women would not cheat, and some would not have cheated, had they each married a man whom they love … or at least like.
In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a somebody whenever he is in his own yard a man who is a nobody whenever he is in his employer’s yard.
The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.
A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.
The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.
Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.
Some men do not know the father of ‘their’ children.
Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.
Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents.
Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front.
Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.
A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.
Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.
It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.
Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.
You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.
Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.
When it comes to things such as sugar and rice, most people believe that brown is superior to white. But when it comes to human beings, they believe that the opposite is true.
Some people respect some people only because some people respect them.