Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes

Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted.
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Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you.
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Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.
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Generally, people need less than a quarter of what they want.
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In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for.
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Love songs are nothing without exaggeration.
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A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.
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Not everyone who has helped or is helping you wanted or wants to help you.
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The more civilized people are, the more honorable working hard is to them. As a result, the more civilized we get, the less we live.
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School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.
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A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.
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A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert.
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People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.
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I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting than a bird’s droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all.
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You can only manage to convince a person to admit to being wrong, not ignorant, arrogant, or stupid.
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To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.
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We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us.
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To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites.
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Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.
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Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.
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Technically, you cannot really own a book you bought; you can only own the sheets of paper your copy is printed on; unless, of course, you are the book’s publisher.
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Needs are imposed by nature. Wants are sold by society.
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Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.
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*Prostitution* is a euphemism for rape incidents that the victim and the economy profits from.
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In some cases, it is the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that has left her man for another.
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In many cases, it was the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that fell for her man.
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When you love someone, you end up caring about each and every person they love. When you hate someone, you end up caring about every single person who hates them.
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There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.
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Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front.
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Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina.
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Some of the people we feel sorry for feel sorry for us for thinking that they are the ones who should be felt sorry for.
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Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
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If there were something that Mother Nature or God could do with money, She or He would have sold immortality to the rich a long time ago.
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Poverty does not always prevent a rich person from dating someone who is poor, unless the man is the one who is poor.
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It is in the best interest of the rich to preserve poverty.
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Most people do not mind dying, as long as that does not happen today.
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One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.
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Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.
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Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.
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Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.
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We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
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Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.
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We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.
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If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.
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Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).
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To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.
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The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you raising?’ are not identical in all cases: some men are not taking care of their own children, some are knowingly or unknowingly raising other men’s children, and some do not even know that they each have a child, another child, or other children.
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Some men are so indoctrinated that they sincerely believe that other than cooking and cleaning the only thing that a woman can do better than them is being a woman.
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Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.
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The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least like.
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Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their partners had happened to them.
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Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.
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Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.
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Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead.
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An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.
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We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.
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Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.
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Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.
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The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.
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Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.
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