Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes

The news is glorified gossip.
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Dear Whoever-that-just-found-out-that-they-have-a-terminal-illness, don't let that put you down. Technically, we are all dying.
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He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.
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A killer is someone who killed another without their country’s permission.
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We are all 'foreigners' to [the remainder of: the human race minus our countrymen].
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Insurance companies sell what might happen tomorrow. Historians sell what certainly happened yesterday.
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A model is an actor without a voice.
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Speaking one’s mind once is more honorable than quoting a thousand men.
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An editor is someone who is paid to tell a writer what she thinks about how he wrote what he thinks about.
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Interviews were invented to make journalism less passive. Instead of waiting for something to happen, journalists ask someone what should or could happen.
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A makeover is the rebranding of a human being.
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The boring thing about being interesting is that you bore boring people.
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People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.
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Man is more likely to believe an opinion that he wanted to hear … than a fact that he wishes was an opinion.
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Technically, according to the notion of the will of God, there is no such a thing as a competent surgeon.
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*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!
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Some women are good-looking … until they change their hairstyle.
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In the Bible, a woman was made from a man. In real life, a man is made from a woman.
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Saying that someone is full of themselves is silly. Who else can one be full of … except self?
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Reading leads to knowing more. Knowing more leads to arrogance. Reading further leads to humbleness.
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Creating is the closest thing to being immortal.
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The streets are a poor kid’s PlayStation™
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Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve.
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Not every happy person is rich, and, Not every rich person is happy.
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An afro is a poor man’s haircut.
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Expensive clothing is a poor man’s attempt to appear prosperous.
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To put an arrogant 'famous' singer in her place: pretend to be deaf.
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A celebrity is an object that the media manufactures today, just so they have a subject tomorrow.
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Sun glasses are the unofficial celebrities’ uniform.
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Though you can get smart from reading everything that a smart person writes, you cannot get famous from reading about everything that a famous person does or is said to have done.
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Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.
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Do not treat others as you would not like to be treated' frees one from hypocrisy. 'Treat others as you would like to be treated' enslaves one with insincerity.
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Social networking platforms drove man closer to those in neighboring continents, while driving him further apart from those in his neighborhood.
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Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted.
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Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you.
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Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.
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Thanks to the internet, you can provoke thoughts of those in mansions, from the uncomfortableness of your shack.
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Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers.
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People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny.
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Once born, how long a man will live matters. Once dead, how long he has lived doesn’t.
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People who get offended by your not saying 'Thank you!' … after they’ve paid you a compliment were merely desperate to be thanked.
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A historian is a risk-terrified prophet.
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What 'primitive' men called gossip, 'civilized' men call news.
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A live broke man is 'luckier' than a dead rich man.
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Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.
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Being in a hurry is the father of stress and worry.
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Chances are that whatever that you are worried about—be it a person or a thing—isn’t worried about you.
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The religious worry about life after death at the expense of life before death.
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Time limps when you are not having fun.
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A soldier is a killer painted hero.
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To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.
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We sometimes take photos (or record a video) so that we can later see what was happening while we were busy taking photos (or recording a video).
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Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car to drive.
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You know a man is interesting when you forget to notice how expensive — or cheap — his clothes are.
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I am obsessed with not being obsessed with acquiring material things.
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Most employees don’t really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than their neighbours.
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Nothing humbles a rich man better than a poor man that isn’t willing to do ‘anything’ for money.
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Don’t obsess over having the 'latest' version of a product. For there was a time that the previous version was the latest.
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Those who say that money can’t buy one love make it sound as if love can buy one money.
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Man would rather be loved for what he has, than be hated for what he lacks.
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