Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes

Interviews were invented to make journalism less passive. Instead of waiting for something to happen, journalists ask someone what should or could happen.
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Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted.
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Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you.
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Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.
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A paparazzi is merely an extremely nosy nobody with a camera—and bills to pay.
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People who smoke would have probably been regarded as fools or insane, if only a percentage of people who smoke smoked.
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Religion makes people kill each other. Science supplies them with weapons.
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We are slaves whose masters are dead. For we are mostly controlled by doctrines which were established centuries heretofore.
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Generally, people need less than a quarter of what they want.
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In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for.
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To be better equipped for the tests that the year will bring — read a textbook. To prepare for the tests that life will bring — read a book.
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Love songs are nothing without exaggeration.
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A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.
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Nobody enjoys the company of others as intensely as someone who usually avoids the company of others.
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Not all ‘whites’ are racists. Not all racists are ‘white.
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Not everyone who has helped or is helping you wanted or wants to help you.
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The more civilized people are, the more honorable working hard is to them. As a result, the more civilized we get, the less we live.
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The office’ is a cemetery of dreams.
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School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.
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If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.
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We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work.
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12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.
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The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.
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He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary.
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A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.
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Those who find it hypocritical of others to use, say, a smartphone, to speak ill of capitalism, needs to be reminded that capitalism is an ideology, not a technology.
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A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert.
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People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.
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Some days are better than others. The same can be said about people.
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Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.
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I am against justice … whenever it is carried out by a mob.
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I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting than a bird’s droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all.
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You can only manage to convince a person to admit to being wrong, not ignorant, arrogant, or stupid.
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Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been intruded by blacks.
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I am usually able to tolerate all kinds of victims of indoctrination except those who have been infected with xenophobia, racism, or homophobia.
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To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.
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We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us.
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To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites.
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Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.
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The rich are poor without the poor's acknowledgment of money.
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To a misogynist: To err is woman.
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Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.
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Poverty has deceived many of us into believing that some people who are in that state love the food, clothes, places, and people that they do not even like. The same can be said about wealth.
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In many a case, the phrase ‘I’d like to get to know you better’ is a euphemism for ‘I want us to fuck.
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Technically, you cannot really own a book you bought; you can only own the sheets of paper your copy is printed on; unless, of course, you are the book’s publisher.
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Needs are imposed by nature. Wants are sold by society.
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There is absolutely nothing feminine about the colour pink, or, anything bad-luck'ish about the colour black — in itself.
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Feminists who accept the claim made in The Book of Genesis, and, that God is a he, need to make their minds up.
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Morals are nothing but a civilized society’s attempt to tame some beast called man.
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There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.
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There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.
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A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.
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AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative.
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Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.
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Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life.
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Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.
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The only reason that some people aren’t ashamed of their parents and/or siblings is because they know that we know that they did not choose them.
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*Prostitution* is a euphemism for rape incidents that the victim and the economy profits from.
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A poor but confident man is as hard to find as a rich but shy man.
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In some cases, it is the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that has left her man for another.
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