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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave When you're the only pea in the pod your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond. - Quote by Russell Baker

When you’re the only pea in the pod your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.

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So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the office without undergoing the agonies of the damned but give him a little metal a few chemicals some wire and 20 or 30 billion dollars and vroom! There he is up on a rock a quarter of a million miles up in the sky.
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After that [father's death] I never cried with any real conviction, nor expected much of anyone's God except indifference, nor loved deeply without fear that it would cost me dearly in pain. At the age of five I had become a skeptic and began to sense that any happiness that came my way might be the prelude to some grim cosmic joke.
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