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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave We already have the Wooden Pillar, the Steel Pillar and the Plastic Pillar. In a moment we will have the Golden Bail....'No, you won't.'We will,' stated the robot simply.No, you won't. It makes my ship work.'In a moment,' repeated the robot patiently, 'we will have the Golden Bail....'You will not,' said Zaphod.And then we must go,' said the robot, in all seriousness, 'to a party.'Oh,' said Zaphod, startled, 'can I come?'No,' said the robot, 'we are going to shoot you.'Oh, yeah?' said Zaphod, waggling his gun.Yes,' said the robot, and they shot him.Zaphod was so surprised that they had to shoot him again before he fell down. (85-86) - Quote by Douglas Adams

We already have the Wooden Pillar, the Steel Pillar and the Plastic Pillar. In a moment we will have the Golden Bail….’No, you won’t.’We will,’ stated the robot simply.No, you won’t. It makes my ship work.’In a moment,’ repeated the robot patiently, ‘we will have the Golden Bail….’You will not,’ said Zaphod.And then we must go,’ said the robot, in all seriousness, ‘to a party.’Oh,’ said Zaphod, startled, ‘can I come?’No,’ said the robot, ‘we are going to shoot you.’Oh, yeah?’ said Zaphod, waggling his gun.Yes,’ said the robot, and they shot him.Zaphod was so surprised that they had to shoot him again before he fell down. (85-86)

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