At a national political convention, you have hundreds of people who consider themselves at least as important as the Secretary of Commerce. If it’s a Democratic convention, you also have dozens of A-list Hollywood and music celebrities. (If it’s a Republican convention, you have Bo Derek.) Also you have swarms of lower-ranking Washington minions with titles like Deputy Assistant to the Associate Deputy Assistant Chief of Staff who are trying to move up the ladder to Deputy Associate to the Assistant Acting Deputy Assistant Understudy.

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