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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave A bind is when you're quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you. - Quote by Brian Spellman

A bind is when you’re quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you.

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