Brian Spellman Quotes

Our archaeological ancestry lost hair while growing sweat glands to reduce panting in the hot African sun. One outcome evolved the origin of our speech. Another conquered our ability to shut the hell up and listen. Now? Politicians grunting "On the Origin of Speeches" past one another.

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I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.

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He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it.

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I'm nostalgic for a better tomorrow.

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Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.

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A bind is when you're quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you.

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Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that.

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