Quotes by Actors - Page 3

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls would never dream of doing - like showering.
Yakov Smirnoff
I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth.
Chico Marx
The day you take complete responsibility for yourself the day you stop making excuses that's the day you start your move to the top.
O. J. Simpson
One's self-image is very important because if that's in good shape then you can do anything or practically anything.
Sir John Gielgud
I hope to work support my children and die quietly without pain.
Sean Connery
If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me I've got to get out.
Marlon Brando
It is not the eyes of others that I am wary of but my own.
Noël Coward
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Will Rogers
Tis no shame to follow the better precedent.
Ben Johnson
Very few men are wise by their own counsel or learned by their own teaching. For he that was only taught by himself had a fool for his master.
Ben Johnson
Every minute of life I take a risk it's part of the enjoyment.
Otto Preminger
In order to find the edge you must risk going over the edge.
Dennis Dugan
Of course people are afraid. But honestly facing that fear seeing it for what it is is the only way of putting it to rest.
Harvey Fierstein
You've got to keep fighting-you've got to risk your life every six months to stay alive.
Elia Kazan
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Will Rogers
I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.
George Burns
That suit is best that best suits me.
John Clark
If you're gonna be a failure at least be one at something you enjoy.
Sylvester Stallone
I believe there's an inner power that makes winners or losers. And the winners are the ones who really listen to the truth of their hearts.
Sylvester Stallone
Everyone has a right to his own course of action.
Molière
One revolution is like one cocktail it just gets you organized for the next.
Will Rogers
If I could only see one miracle just one miracle. Like a burning bush or the seas part or my uncle Sasha pick up a check.
Woody Allen
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
To all things clergic I am allergic.
Alexander Woollcott
I do benefits for all religions. ... I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Bob Hope
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans.
Woody Allen
If only God would give me a clear sign like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Woody Allen
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
Bob Hope
The idea that He would take his attention away from the universe in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds is just so unlikely I can't go along with it.
Quentin Crisp
Reason is an emotion for the sexless.
Heathcote Williams
Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable.
Jackie Gleason
I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
Groucho Marx
Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall.
Oscar Levant
I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Oscar Levant
A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
Peter Ustinov
No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
Groucho Marx
Those modern analysts they charge so much! In my day for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables.
Woody Allen
I am going to give my psychoanalyst one more year then I'm going to Lourdes.
Woody Allen
I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
Oscar Levant
An actor's a guy who if you ain't talking about him ain't listening.
Marlon Brando
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Robert Benchley
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
Since my little daughter is only half Jewish would it be alright if she went into the pool only up to her waist?
Groucho Marx
The essence of prayer even of a mystical experience is the way we are altered to see everything from its life-filled dimension.
Matthew Fox
There is no scandal like rags nor any crime so shameful as poverty.
George Farquhar
There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
Spencer Tracy
If we love our country we should also love our countrymen.
Ronald Reagan
Knock the "t" off the "can't."
George Reeves
To find oneself jilted is a blow to one's pride. One must do one's best to forget it and if one doesn't succeed at least one must pretend to.
Molière
I couldn't hit a wall with a sixgun but I can twirl one. It looks good.
John Wayne
I don't believe in pessimism.
Clint Eastwood
If you think it's going to rain it will.
Clint Eastwood
The actor's popularity is evanescent applauded today forgotten tomorrow.
Edwin Forrest
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
Will Rogers
The public is very fickle as I was saying to my cabdriver Gerald Ford.
Pat McCormick
I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'.
Red Skelton
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
Bob Hope
Liberals think you can reform an ax murderer. They don't want to kill anything. They want to change the Listerine labels to "Rehabilitate the germs that cause bad breath."
Marc Price
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
Will Rogers