Quotes by Actors - Page 2

Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday.
John Wayne
The future is only the past again entered through another gate.
Arthur Wing Pinero
I believe the future is only the past again entered through another gate.
Arthur Wing Pinero
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes in to us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands and hopes we've learnt something from yesterday.
John Wayne
A hick town is one in which there is no place to go where you shouldn't be.
Alexander Woollcott
I thank you for not snoring.
Marlon Brando
Another fine mess you've got us in Stanley.
Oliver Hardy
Better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime.
Robert De Niro
Ladies and gentlemen you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .
Jackie Mason
I've had a wonderful evening . . . but this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx
The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
Bob Hope
I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny
Good heavens television is something you appear on you don't watch.
Noël Coward
The school teacher is certainly underpaid as a child minder but ludicrously overpaid as an educator.
John Osborne
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
Will Rogers
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Will Rogers
If your ship doesn't come in swim out to it.
Jonathan Winters
If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
W.C.Fields
Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others.
Danny Thomas
Success can also cause misery. The trick is not to be surprised when you discover it doesn't bring you all the happiness and answers you thought it would.
Prince
All I would tell people is to hold on to what was individual about themselves not to allow their ambition for success to cause them to try to imitate the success of others. You've got to find it on your own terms.
Harrison Ford
It takes twenty years to make an overnight success.
Eddie Cantor
I realized early on that success was tied to not giving up. Most people in this business gave up and went on to other things. If you simply didn't give up you would outlast the people who came in on the bus with you.
Harrison Ford
I am not the smartest or most talented person in the world but I succeeded because I keep going and going and going.
Sylvester Stallone
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
Flip Wilson
Someone's always saying "It's not whether you win or lose " but if you feel that way you're as good as dead.
James Caan
The way to rise is to obey and please.
Ben Johnson
You always pass failure on the way to success.
Mickey Rooney
He spends so much time in the sand trap you'd think he was in the cast of Baywatcb.
Tim Conway
Golf is like a love affair: if you don't take it seriously it's no fun if you do take it seriously it breaks your heart.
Arnold Daly
If you watch a game it's fun. If you play it it's recreation. If you work at it it's golf.
Bob Hope
My golf has really improved even though my score hasn't. I'm missing the ball much closer now.
Richard Bull
I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.
Joe E. Lewis
My best score is 103 but I've only been playing for fifteen years.
Alex Karras
You know you're getting old when you start watching golf on TV and enjoying it.
Larry Miller
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
Go jogging? And get hit by a meteor?
Robert Benchley
When you win nothing hurts.
Joe Namath
It you watch a game it's fun. If you play it it's recreation. If you work at it it's golf.
Bob Hope
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Woody Allen
I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.
Woody Allen
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
Peter Ustinov
Corrupted freemen are the worst slaves.
David Garrick
It is not alone what we do but also what we do not do for which we are accountable.
Molière
Don't let go of the vine.
John Weissmuller
My advice about acting? Speak clearly don't bump into people and if you must have motivation think of your pay packet on Friday.
Noël Coward
Just learn your lines and don't bump into the furniture.
Spencer Tracy
If you aren't going all the way why go at all?
Joe Namath
I take a simple view of living. It is keep your eyes open and get on with it.
Sir Laurence Olivier
If you don't like something about yourself change it. If you can't change it accept it.
Ted Shackelford
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant
If there is reincarnation I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.
Woody Allen
I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses you would have sworn she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.
Emo Philips
I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield
I am always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
Dudley Moore
In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.
Pat Paulsen
Sex at eighty-four is terrific especially the one in the winter.
Milton Berle
Girls are much more psychic than guys. They're the first to know if you're going to get laid.
Paul Rodriguez
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
Rodney Dangerfield
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Woody Allen