Tim Heaton Quotes

I have zero tolerance for people with zero tolerance.

Tim Heaton

I'm not unlucky at love, just incredibly lucky with celibacy.

Tim Heaton

Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.

Tim Heaton

Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.

Tim Heaton

If there is such a things as "race", there is only the Human one.

Tim Heaton