Seanan McGuire Quotes

I have a swizzle stick shaped like a little monkey,” announced Rose. “Let’s help the dead man with his problem.

Seanan McGuire

Now, if you will excuse me, a dead woman is trying to convince me to drink something that comes in layers.

Seanan McGuire

None of this is real, my dear. Not this house, not this conversation, not those shoes you're wearing--which are several years out of style if you're trying to reacclimatize yourself to the ways of your peers, and are not proper mourning shoes if you're trying to hold fast to your recent past--and not either one of us. 'Real' is a four-letter-word, and I'll thank you to use it as little as possible while you live under my roof.

Seanan McGuire

This isn't an army marching on the Mists. This isn't a case you have to solve. It's just a bunch of nobles coming to puff their chests out at each other an try to look important. Do what I do. Bring popcorn.

Seanan McGuire