Pawan Mishra Quotes

Coinman lets out another legendary explosive from his hindquarters!
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The hope is the best and the worst thing at the same time.
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You can make any promises as long as you are not going to be there to fulfill them.
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It was definitely a rare situation where a career had started and ended simultaneously on a very high note.
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Had we not decided to perform this as gracefully as a dancer’s leap? But we turned it into a dinosaur’s dance party!
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Discipline at the office had long been enforced by use of three methods: the meeting of the first kind, the meeting of the second kind, and the meeting of the third kind.
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Kasturi was in the seventh month of gestating Coinman—a high-attention and high-priority stage of a pregnancy—a time that requires utmost care in bringing one life safely to the world without losing the other.
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Isn’t life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions?
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Disappointment has quite a penchant for taking one by a surprise.
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Hope meets a dead end when the only chance in sight comes to naught.
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I once heard of a class teacher who’d punish every student wearing a blue shirt whenever a student wearing blue shirt had committed a mistake. I thought that was pretty bad. I then heard of a class teacher who’d punish every student wearing a blue shirt whenever someone in blue shirt committed a mistake somewhere else. Clearly, the worst is not a reality.
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Who might you be?” she demanded. “A wretched lord of cacophony and sheer decibels? Or a ruthless assassin of harmony?
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Let's chew on the chewables!
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We have a mental emergency here. Our noble pal Sevak has just been wickedly divorced by his mind.
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It’s our version of a black hole. Just like amply compact mass can distort space and time to cause a black hole, a sufficiently dense breach of discipline in our office causes a black hole that sucks the offender away for eternity, never to spit back!
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Now that I am past picking the knife to stab one, the reward of stabbing a few more comes at an unfairly lower risk!
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The duel may go on for long, but the self-defense often wins over the self-reproach.
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Ahh, love, why is it so easy to let you in, but so difficult to let you out? Why couldn’t you subsist only two-sided?
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I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.
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Acceptance of the danger is of the essence for playing a quality sport.
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A widespread meticulous consistency causes a bigger suspicion than the most obvious inconsistency does!
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When the world around is ready to back one unconditionally, one can become as unreasonable, unfair, and coldly sadistic as one likes.
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With the wolves around, your humbleness is your worst adversary.
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A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments.
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Many a time, you may not even have to speak, however difficult the situation; your goatee speaks for you.
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Many a times a huge problem gets solved with a trivial move.
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A good joke doesn’t necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one’s own deserving jokes.
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…golf was no longer the most interesting sport to the corporate czars because they found playing with natural balls much more satisfying.
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Fricking son of a popcorn pimp!
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High productivity and a healthy environment are two unconditionally entwined buddies. Our process allows us to abort any attempts toward crucifying either of the two—because as soon as one of them dies, the other follows suit.
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He was one of those who are not born handsome, but develop charming features with age by continuously engaging their brains with intelligent thoughts.
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On the first floor, the first rule of a rumor was humor.
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We are all born artists. The nature generally doesn’t discriminate among newborns with respect to art. Yet most of us try very hard as we grow, without knowing, to stop being artists.
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While a democratic process is morally desirable for arriving at a decision, it doesn’t necessarily produce the best outcomes.
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I feel like oversized trousers on sale, not even made of good material, that no one wants to buy. They just hang in there hoping that someone someday will compromise for its low cost.
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In troubled times, one wishes for a sound sleep more than usual, but on the contrary, realizing its amplified importance, sleep smugly impedes all attempts to woo it.
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It was much easier to explain the veil than to answer questions about the wounds.
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Think about death being inevitable, and unpredictable, exempt from the law of averages. Everyone has a turn, and no one knows when.
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Across the board at the office there was a belief, an unproved theorem, about Coinman’s blind faith in Ratiram; that if one thought Coinman could willingly sip a cup of Botulinum if Ratiram wished so, it still underestimated the reverence that dwelt in Coinman’s heart for Ratiram.
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The most ironic thing in the world is having no say when your name is determined for the first time (which is also for the last time for most), because newborns are not necessarily known for speaking their minds.
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People say there are thousands of options we have in life. I say we have only two: we can either be happy or be unhappy.
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Good neighbors always spy on you to make sure you are doing well.
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Many storytellers with possibly more potential than Shakespeare, even though I have not read much of him, could not hit much fame because they treated their stories like their wives. Rather than limiting the emotion only to flirting with their stories, they married them, thus limiting their chances of experimenting.
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A lie for a good reason is better than a truth that destroys.
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A healthy body is a platform for flourishing a healthy mind.
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How many times can one have a heart attack within a week?
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Bandar had effortlessly converted Ratiram’s grit into the smoke rings that he blew triumphantly in the air.
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The only thing God is afraid of is a strong-willed human!
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Damn, the good words are all asterisked!”“The men only understand the asterisks. My worry is if they understand the rest!
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If a muscleman like Hukum can write a poem, everyone can.
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Anyone can lecture from the butt, only very few can act.
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We had firsthand witnessed the ethereal evil of crushing hope just when it had peaked—like an open door, visible to you as you approach it from miles away, just closing on you when you have only two more yards to go.
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Fate has this weird way of making your wish come true by supplementing it with ten other spiteful things.
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There are a thousand beautiful women out there, but only a handful of them possess the grace required by such beauty to stop it from looking ugly.
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There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can’t solve them by yourself.
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Is that the biggest favor your vocal cords have done to anyone this week?
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The obvious matters are more imperceptible today.
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I may just be on the outskirts of being okay.
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It’s not the obviousness or the complexity of the things that’s deftly deluding mankind. It’s man himself.
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The loss of a reliance on others often helpfully forces a more sophisticated rumination that enables the opening of previously unknown avenues.
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