Oliver Gaspirtz Quotes

A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.

Oliver Gaspirtz

Dogs are angels full of poop.

Oliver Gaspirtz

Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit.

Oliver Gaspirtz

Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse.

Oliver Gaspirtz

Heaven is a place where all the dogs you've ever loved come to greet you.

Oliver Gaspirtz