Natalya Vorobyova Quotes

I put the bra in brand, and I top it!
Natalya Vorobyova
That stranger handed me a letter written in my beloved's tears. I opened it, and the letters faded away just like his love for me.
Natalya Vorobyova
Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.
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When I lose control, I lose my cool and I pass the point of no RTN.
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On the stand, I asked the witness, “What's your occupation?”“Make-up artist.”“Objection!” I replied, “Lack of foundation.
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When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.
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Your kisses are like miracle fruit that sweetens my life without ruining my diet.
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He said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! I'll give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch!
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Assassins: they got sass and live on sin.
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He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together.
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I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.
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Pent up anger brews into hate, which subsequently becomes a juicy revenge.
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I tend to throw tantrums a lot. Wear a helmet in my presence.
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Because of the green-eyed one, I see red and that makes me blue.
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I'd represent "Love" when it sued hypocritical writers for abuse.
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For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.
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Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.
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I suggest he starts introducing himself as "Lessman"; he is classless, tactless, and mannerless.
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Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed!
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Writing is a form of art. Do not use New Times Roman or Arial because it's boring and hackneyed.
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Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous.
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An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.
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He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.
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For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.
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You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!
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Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly.
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