Natalya Vorobyova Quotes

I put the bra in brand, and I top it!

Natalya Vorobyova

That stranger handed me a letter written in my beloved's tears. I opened it, and the letters faded away just like his love for me.

Natalya Vorobyova

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.

Natalya Vorobyova

When I lose control, I lose my cool and I pass the point of no RTN.

Natalya Vorobyova

On the stand, I asked the witness, “What's your occupation?”“Make-up artist.”“Objection!” I replied, “Lack of foundation.

Natalya Vorobyova

When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.

Natalya Vorobyova

Your kisses are like miracle fruit that sweetens my life without ruining my diet.

Natalya Vorobyova

He said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! I'll give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch!

Natalya Vorobyova

Assassins: they got sass and live on sin.

Natalya Vorobyova

He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together.

Natalya Vorobyova

I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.

Natalya Vorobyova

Pent up anger brews into hate, which subsequently becomes a juicy revenge.

Natalya Vorobyova

I tend to throw tantrums a lot. Wear a helmet in my presence.

Natalya Vorobyova

Because of the green-eyed one, I see red and that makes me blue.

Natalya Vorobyova